A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Professor Pottah: can u guys change your usernames back to normal now
Y/n Diggory: no Y/n Diggory: not until you change yours
Professor Pottah: 😐
Food Boi Wazlib: HARRY. JAME. POTTER.
Professor Pottah: Jame?
Food Boi Wazlib: yes.
Professor Pottah: ok sure Professor Pottah: what's up?
Food Boi Wazlib: HELP MEEEEEE
Professor Pottah: why?
Food Boi Wazlib: cause you're my best friend duh
Professor Pottah: no I mean why do you need help?
Food Boi Wazlib: I'm abt to be caught by Filch
Granger Danger:
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Y/n Diggory: BAHAHAHHAHA HERMAN LOLOLOLOLOL
Food Boi Wazlib: HARRYYYYYYYYY
Professor Pottah: fine Fine FINEEEE Professor Pottah: I'm On my way! Professor Pottah: tf?? Professor Pottah: On my way! Professor Pottah: On my way! Professor Pottah: O M W Professor Pottah: there we go Professor Pottah: wait- Ron where are you?
Food Boi Wazlib: *1 image attached*
Granger Danger: wait why are you out so late Ron?
Food Boi Wazlib: none of your business
Y/n Diggory: omg Ron 😱 Y/n Diggory: you are such a rebel 😳 Y/n Diggory: being out past curfew and all😏
Side Hoe: care to tell everyone where you are rn Y/n? Side Hoe: bc you're not in our dorm
Y/n Diggory: I don't know what you mean by that Zhara🧐
Side Hoe: send us a picture of your surroundings
Y/n Diggory: what if I'm in the shower?
Side Hoe: I know you're not
Y/n Diggory: fine, you caught me😔 Y/n Diggory: I'm at my baby daddy's dorm
