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Zed: If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance.
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Zed: What exactly are you doing?
Joe, surrounded by fifteen cats: Building a family.
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Zed: We forget but we do NOT forgive.
Pearl: I'm wandering around hating bitches, can't remember why.
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Zed: But be careful, unknown men aren't allowed to step foot in the village
Scar: But I've been standing here for five minutes and nothing happened?
Zed: Strange.
- Ten Years Later -
Scar, now knowing he's genderqueer: Motherfucker -
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Ex: I'm going on a date.
NPG *mumbling*: Good for you
Ex: You mean good for us, I'm picking you up at 8.
NPG: ...
Ex:
Zed *having witnessed everything*: I think you broke them.
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Zed: Hi, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.
Hels: Sorry we only take cash or card.
BadTimes: HELSKNIGHT, MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU PRIVATELY-
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Impulse: *sends a TikTok at 3 am*
Zed: *responds*
Impulse:....*goes to his base* GO TO BED.
Zed: YOU GO TO BED.
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Beef: Alright Ren you need to go to bed
Ren: [holding a stuffed animal] Mr Snuffles says that if I go to bed now we'll all die
Zed: Mr Snuffles what the fuck
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Zed: I'm having a hard time deciding which would be a good fit for my family. Adoption is so difficult.
Doc: We've been here for HOURS. Please, just pick a plant already.
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Biffa: yeah I give up. I'm tired
Zed: quick, get the emergency supply!
Tango: *brings Jellie into the room* here
Biffa: AND I AM BACK BABY LET'S GOOO
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Zed: I accidentally indulged in too much 'Me time'
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes
HumorJust some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get...
