The Group Chat (Marauders AU)

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🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

blondie👯‍♀️
i'm bored
let's play a game

depends on the game
james and i are packing
say hello to assistant transfiguration professor potter
and assistant Charms professor Black😉

anka🌹
I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
WHY DID I HAVE TO GRADUATE
WHY CANT I BE A FIRST YEAR AGAIN
I WANT JADE TO BE MY PROFESSOR

baby black🥺🖤
i don't
she scary

playboy🙄🐍
god now i feel old

we're 20

puppy🐕🖤
so?
i'm getting back pains

my moony🌙❤️
boohoo princess black

sister❤️
how many days left?

best black👯‍♀️
4
he's feeling it worse than i am

figured

blondie👯‍♀️
THE GAME
WE CAN SIMP OVER THE NEWEST HOGWARTS PROFESSORS LATER

angel🥺❤️
yes?

blondie👯‍♀️
we all say our 🚩
jade
you're the alpha
you start

ummm
i'm a sadistic bitch who has no soul and no morals🚩
moons?

my moony🌙❤️
i'm a sleep-deprived werewolf with no patience 🚩
prongs

lion bitch🦁❤️
i'm a loud bastard related to satan 🚩
wormy

wormy🐭✨
my brain's always in the clouds 🚩
anka

anka🌹
i'm far too lazy to give two shits about people 🚩
lils

sister❤️
i defend people way too much 🚩
pads

puppy🐕🖤
i have a huge ego and i'm a bastard 🚩
corvus

angel🥺❤️
i'm still suffering from pregnancy brain 🚩
frank

frankenstein🧟‍♂️✨
i sleep more than normal 🚩
az

playboy🙄🐍
i had sex with parkinson 🚩🚩🚩🚩
sunny

best black👯‍♀️
i'm a crazy bitch with no tolerance for bullshit if it's not my own 🚩
baby bro?

baby black🥺🖤
i can't swim and i can't go to the beach without jade 🚩

we really are bitches aren't we?

sister❤️
we sure are