Wintersberg Oneshots!

Headcanons

Don't know what to post first soooooo take headcanons

Fluff and or Angst headcanons 

- Ethan fucking hates birds with a burning passion.

- Ethan's secretly a metalhead, but he never plays his music around Rose or Karl.

- HEISENBERG IS TOUCHED STARVED AS FUCK AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE.

- Ethan is an anxious mess a l l t h e t i m e. There is so much anxiety in that bad boy it's impressive.

- Karl is 100% an insomniac.

- Ethan is a coffee addict that will have a mental breakdown if he doesn't get his caffeine.

- Heisenberg has mega trust issues, not surprising at all.

- Ethan's Bisexual (no preference) while Karl is full on G A Y, and both are cisgender males.

- Karl teaches the lycans tricks and gives them treats when no ones around.

- They bathe together and it makes them both feel super safe.

- Karl sucks at comforting people so he just goes for awkward head pats and shoulder rubs.

- Even though Karl uses them all the time, he gets flustered when Ethan uses petnames.

- (I don't remember their exact canon height but) Ethan is taller than Heisenberg by 2 inches and it makes the metal man angy.

- Ethan is the first to apologize after a fight, though it still takes him some time.

- They drink together a lot.

- Ethan gets panic attacks a lot.

- Karl can't cook for shit but Ethan cooks surprisingly well. 

- Ethan snuck an Xbox into the village, don't ask how it works but it does.

- They fight at least 3 times a week (Of course).

- Heisenberg is a sock thief.

- Ethan is a Disney fanatic and he is not shy about it.

- Karl's metal powers go crazy when he cries (Thing's float or bend, sometimes light bulbs pop).

- Ethan's a redditor.

- Karl is a book worm.

- Ethan has pierced ears and Karl thinks its h o t.

- Ethan makes Karl hold his hand when they cross streets.

- Karl naps at least once a day and he'll take his nap a n y w h e r e (Sitting at his desk, in the shower, at the dining table, on the floor, on Ethan, under tables, literally anywhere)

- Ethan helps Karl cut his hair and take care of his beard.

- Karl makes Ethan little fidget toys to help calm down his anxiety.

- Ethan plays Candy Crush.

SMUTTY HEADCANONS

- They're both switches, with Ethan being the main top (We stan Heisenbottom).

- Karl likes getting his hair pulled.

- They're both covered in lovebites/marks when they're done.

- Dom Ethan? Dom Ethan.

- Ethan can go round after round while Heisenberg is dead after like, 2.

- Karl is obsessed with Ethan's hands (Are hand kinks a thing? Whatever, Karl wants to suck those nubs)

- Ethan does NOT like cum in his ass.

- Heisenberg doesn't wear boxers or underwear (Listen idk but he just seems like that type of guy).

- Karl has a praise kink.

- ✨Scar Worshiping✨

- Heisenberg's a virgin (Too busy having a screwed up life to get screwed) ((It's okay Ethan changes that))

- Karl's powers go haywire sometimes and lets just say plenty of lightbulbs have popped. 

- Ethan may have created a fucking whole ass baby, but he has basically no sexual experience when it comes to men.

- Ethan's slightly into choking. 

- Karl refuses to shave 'down there' while Ethan is trimmed and well kept. 

- Ethan is an aftercare KING, while Heisenberg normally passes the fuck out after seggs.

- Karl doesn't like being called Heisenberg during fucky time, he'd rather be called his first name (feels more intimate to him).

- Ethan is terrified of them getting walked in on.

- Heisenberg got those man tiddies and I know Ethan wants to fuck them.

- Karl is loud as fuck.

- He's stubborn as fuck, but once in a while Ethan can get Heisenberg to beg for him. 

- When Ethan bottoms, he is an impatient b i t c h.

- Karl cums on Ethan's face just to piss him off.

That's it for now uhhhhhhhhhh b y e e e e