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Subject: Moondrops

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Valued Employees,

After a brief meeting with a Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza Plex™ corporate representative, we have finally approved a response to guest concerns regarding Moondrop: Sleepy-Time Candy™ . 

If at any point a guest raises questions about Moondrop: Sleepy-Time Candy™, please confidently inform them that we at Fazbear Entertainment proudly commit to only listing over-the-counter, FDA-approved ketamine in our classified candy recipe. Ketamine is not yet proven to cause any long-term brain defects in low dosage. 

You should also make sure to advertise our current sale on industrial crates of both Sun and Moondrops. These kids just can't seem to get enough!

Have a Pizza-Tastic™ day!

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