I ❤️ Raccoons
Thing 1: CHRISTMAS BREAK
IS ALMOST HEREEEE
Ginerva: WHOOOOOOO
Thing 2: YAYYYYYY
Y/n Diggory: OH YEAHHHHH
Y/n Diggory: also, do we have
any more DA meetings before
break
Professor Pottah: just one
Y/n Diggory: when?
Granger Danger: today
Y/n Diggory: BITCH HUH😀
Granger Danger: ??
Y/n Diggory: I WAS PLANNING
ON SLEEPING
Y/n Diggory: OR READING
Y/n Diggory: OR DOING SOME
OTHER SHIT
Y/n Diggory: FUCK
Y/n Diggory: alright, see you
guys there then
Professor Pottah: ok then...
🤩L A T E R🤩
IRL
"Probably not going to learn anything anyways" Y/n grumbled.
"Well then by all means, go back to the dorm" Zhara sighed.
"Noooooo I'll come with"
They entered the room of requirement where most of the DA already were.
"Your favourite students are hereee!" Y/n grinned as they walked in, "besides Fred and George of course" she turned an expecting eye at the twins.
"We're not giving you free products"
"Bitch-asses" Y/n muttered.
Once the meeting was over (Y/n had spent most of which, trying to convince the twins for free puking pastilles) everyone began exchanging goodbyes, since they wouldn't meet until after the Christmas holidays.
"I just want to try them out on my cousin, please guys"
"Y/n, we can't afford to just give away our products" Fred sighed.
"Is this because the raccoon thing?" Y/n asked, "Y'know I'm not actually going to kill you, right?"
Neither of them responded.
"We could put together a deal?" Y/n offered, "I'll test all your products on my nasty cousins over the break, and in return, you give me free products forever"
The twins exchanged a look and nodded before turning back towards her.
"Alright"
"Wait- really?!"
"Yeah, it'll probably be better than us testing them"
"We'll give them to you before break starts"
"Ok, thanks" she smiled.
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
