THEO x WILLOW

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powerpuff girls ❤️💙💚

buttercup: HARRY IS LOOKING SO
GODDAMN HOT RIGHT NOW

blossom: calm down we are
literally in transfiguration class
you horny fucker

bubbles: don't shame her
bubbles: my boyfriend is looking
fine asf as well

blossom: we get it you guys are happy
and in love while i like a girl who
doesn't even like me back 😤

buttercup: i think she does like you
buttercup: she just needs a nudge
buttercup: you should ask someone
to the next hogsmeade trip to
make her jealous

blossom: isn't that a little mean
to the other person
blossom: like i would just be
using them

bubbles: i don't see why
that's an issue

buttercup: bro your hot anyone
would want to be seen in
hogsmeade with you
buttercup: even if it is to make
someone else jealous

blossom: but who would willingly
be used?

bubbles: i know a guy
bubbles: terry boot, ravenclaw
bubbles: hes hot but doesn't like
commitment

buttercup: you amaze me babe

bubbles: thanks i try 🥰

buttercup: im switching to
the big gc i got something to say

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hillow shippers

wills: why is mcgonagall such a gilf 😩

daph: this is what you
had to say?

harry: i would let minnie transfigure me
into whatever she wanted 😏

ron: gilf?

theo: grandma i'd like to fuck

herman: stop talking about this nonsense
and pay attention to professor mcgonagall!

ron: she is a gilf

herman: RONALD

ron: i mean
ron: im going to take notes now

wills: SIMP

theo: like you can talk 🙄

blaise: like YOU can talk...

theo: i feel betrayed
theo: minnie would never do this to me

blaise: 🥰

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Later that day Willow was in the library with Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Hermione dragged them there to study for NEWTS even though it was only the second week of school. "Herman I'm bored." Willows whines as Harry drew on her arm with a pen.

"Look I drew a smiley face." Harry says grinning as he points to the badly drawn smiley face on her arm.

"It looks great love." Willow says trying to hold back a laugh at how bad it looked. The four heard the library door slam open and looked to see Daphne and Blaise running in as Theo trailed behind them tiredly.

"Wills we need you to settle this argument." Daphne says urgently. Willow nods and Daphne continued "Who would you date, Me or Blaise?" She asks.

"Why didn't you include Theo?" Hermione asks.

"Because he doesn't like women Mione." Ron says like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"While Ron is right that's not why they didn't include me." Theo says smirking.

"Oh Merlin." Willow groans knowing where this conversation was going.

"We already dated." Theo grins a smirk still on his face. Harry dropped his pen and stared at the two.

"What!" Harry, Ron, and Hermione exclaim in unison.

"We were twelve and you didn't even like me like that." Willow says rolling her eyes "It doesn't count."

"But it does. We dated for 5 months." Theo tuts.

"How?" Ron asks.

"I fancied Theo second year and he tried to prove to himself he wasn't gay by dating a girl." Willow says simply then goes into a deeper explanation. "We dated for five months until one day I went to go kiss him, which by the way we kissed probably three times during our whole 5 months together but anyways, I went to kiss him and he yells in my face: YOU MADE ME GAY!" Willow says.

"Yeah that was a bad way of coming out to you." Theo says frowning as he thought back on it.

"You made me cry." Willow says.

"And I apologized for that." Theo says smiling.

"Can you answer our question now!" Daphne says impatiently.

"Yeah Daphne or me?" Blaise questions with a serious look on his face.

"Blaise." Willow answers before turning back to her charms textbook.

"WHAT!" Daphne yells. "I'm your best friend!"

"Exactly." Willow says shrugging. "Plus I fancied Blaise fourth year after I got over Malfoy."

"In your face!" Blaise says cheerfully as Daphne passed him 3 galleons. "I just keep getting richer and richer from you ladies."

"Choke." Willow says before turning back to her textbook once again.

"Stay mad." Blaise says smirking as he walked out of the library with Theo trailing behind him like a puppy.

"You traitor." Daphne says playfully to Willow before she follows the two Slytherin boys out.

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A/N: my favorite chapter i think

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