The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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Food Boi Wazlib

Y/n Diggory: come get ur friend

Food Boi Wazlib: wha?

Y/n Diggory: I think he's dying
Y/n Diggory: idk what to do

Food Boi Wazlib started a video call with Y/n Diggory

Ron: "what're you talking about?"

Y/n: "Harry. He was asleep and
all of sudden he like- started seizing
up and I don't know what to do"

Ron: "seizing up?"

Y/n: "I don't know!"

Ron: "ok ok don't yell at me!"

Y/n: "tell me what to do then!"

Ron: "is he breathing?"

Y/n: "Uhm... yeah"

Ron: "well that's good-"

Y/n "HARRY! HARRY?!
WAKE UP!! ARE YOU DEAD!?
HOLY SHIT!!"

Ron: "Y/n what're you doin-"

Y/n: "OH HES AWAKE NOW!
HES AWAKE RON! Oh he doesn't
look too good... Harry? You alright?"

Ron: "Harry? Are you there?"

Harry: "Ron? RON! It's your dad!
You're not Ron?"

Y/n: "no he's here"

Ron: "hi Harry"

Harry: "Ron your dad! We need
to help him he-"

Ron: "Harry, slow down.
Do you want me to get
mcgonagall?"

Harry: "I- I don't know. I need
to speak to Dumbledore"

Ron: "ok I'll come get you,
where are you, anyway?"

Y/n: "room of requirement"

Ron: "alright I'm on my way"

Y/n Diggory has ended video call with Food Boi Wazlib

IRL

Y/n and Harry sat in silence outside of the room of requirement. The only sound, being Harry's heavy breathing.

Y/n kept throwing concerned glances his way.

Suddenly, Ron and Professor Mcgonagall came bustling down the hall.

"Mister Potter what's happened? Mister Weasley came to wake me in the middle of the night, blabbering about you and -"

"I need to speak to Dumbledore! It's an emergency!" Harry blurts out.

Mcgonagall, obviously taken aback that he had interrupted her, just nodded.

"Alright, come with me mister Potter. Miss- Diggory?"