Baddies of the BAU
Hotch: Who's blasting music Derek
Derek: FUCK YOU IT AINT ME WHAT 😨😨
Reid: It's Emily!
Emily: get outta your snitch era before I put you six feet under, count your mfing days 😁
Reid: Oh.
Y/n: Reid sweetheart don't snitch 😭😭 wtf did you not learn from last time
Reid: I didn't tell on you, I spilled ink on your work!
Y/n: .. oh yeah my bad that's not as bad?? 🤯🤯 lmao??
Derek: yall leave pretty boy alone he's just built diffy 🙄🙄 af
Emily: I'm gonna shave his head in his sleep so he's bald just like you #baldbesties
Reid: Please don't thank you!
Emily: all jokes.. maybe...
Hotch: They're joking with you Reid.
Y/n: Says who🤨
Hotch: Me.
Derek: Mfer gets dilf status and don't know how to act no more 🧐🥴🥴👎🏾
Hotch: What does that even mean?
Emily: that you don't know how to act- WHERE TF IS FUNNY HOTCH???
Hotch: I have a migraine so he is not present sorry
Y/n: Do you have excedrin on you?
Hotch: no I forgot it in my car because I'm smart
Derek: damn that's a dumb bitch move tbh
Emily: DEREK😭😭💀
JJ: Do you want someone to go get it for you? I can't imagine doing work is helping with it
Hotch: I'll be fine
Y/n: I'm literally in your car rn gonna steal it tbh thanks for the car hotchie!!! 🚗 ❤
Derek: HELP??💀 Y/N REALLY COMMITTING GTA ON OUR BOSS 😝😝😝
Emily: how'd you get into his car😭😭
Y/n: stole his keys bc I know he wouldn't let me get his dumb baby man meds for him 🙄
JJ: BABY MAN MEDS💀
Derek: IM ROLLING
Hotch: wait how'd you steal my keys what the fuck I just had them
Y/n: got your meds for you take them and disregard everything I ever said ❤
Hotch: ... I'm scared. My keys are right here??
Emily: WHAT 😨
Y/n: I didn't steal your keys dummy you forgot to lock your car which you should really do 🧐🧐
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
