Granger Danger
Granger Danger: *1 video attatched*
Y/n Diggory: NO FUCKING WAY!!
Y/n Diggory: FOR FREE?
Y/n Diggory: FOR FREE?!?!
Granger Danger: 😉
Y/n Diggory: THANK YOU SO
MUCH HERMAN I LOVE YOU
AND I WILL TREASURE THIS
FOREVER
Granger Danger: yw yw
Professor Pottah
Y/n Diggory: so Harry, what'd you
get for Christmas?
IRL
"SIRIUSSSSS!" Harry shouted.
"WHATTTT?!" Sirius bellowed.
"Y/N TEXTED ME PLEASE I NEED HELP!"
"OK OK ONE SECOND"
Harry could hear his footsteps thundering down the stairs.
Professor Pottah
Professor Pottah: wdym?
Y/n Diggory: did you get a duplex?
Y/n Diggory: some checks?
Professor Pottah: 🤨
Y/n Diggory: and what abt a ring?
Not on the phone ofc
Professor Pottah: omfg Hermione
sent you the video didn't she
Y/n Diggory: YES AND IM SO
GLAD SHE DID
Y/n Diggory: ITS A WORK OF ART
Professor Pottah: you're bullying
me, aren't you?
Professor Pottah: bc honestly I
don't see what the big deal is
Professor Pottah: who says a guy
can't lip sync to Kylie Minogue's
'Santa Baby' while lying under a
Christmas tree
Y/n Diggory: exactly
Y/n Diggory: yk you should find a car
and put this energy into making
your own 'Shut Up And Drive'
music video
Y/n Diggory: that would be
amazing🤩
Professor Pottah: maybe I will
Y/n Diggory: you most
definitely should
Professor Pottah: so..$:@:!9:
$39@nsneksl
Y/n Diggory: u good?
Professor Pottah: sorry my
godfather just tried to steal
my phone
Y/n Diggory: some family😱
Y/n Diggory: lol hi Harry's
godfather
IRL
"Stop it! Not right now!" Harry shouted at Sirius, who was still trying to snatch his phone.
"Harry, you'll never do it if I don't push you" he sighed.
Harry looked contemplative for a second and then looked back at his phone.
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
