Lando: am i the only virgin left?
Dan: idk, who had sex?
Pierre: me!
Seb: i think.
Kimi: you probably are with yuki.
Yuki: hey! I'm not a virgin!!
Lando: what?
Carlos: you are the only virgin left cariño.
Lando: urgh...why?
Charles: because you're innocent!
Lando: I'm 21 and the only virgin in this chat...
Dan: but we all know that carlos is gonna fuck you!
Lando: uhm...😳
Pierre: hahaha that's so true! Carlos! Go make you bf a man!! He's an adult virgin!!
Lando: stop bullying me!!
Carlos: guys! Be nice to lando!! We'll cuddle, cariño!
Lando: gladly!!
Kimi: max is too quiet...
Seb: where is he?
Max: right here...
Dan: we all know maxie is not a virgin...
Max: on what aspect? 🤔
Lando: huh?
Max: are we talking about straight or gay?
Lando: all kind.
Dan: why you ask?
Max: well...I'm not a virgin on the straight aspect but I'm a virgin when it comes to gay sex...
Pierre: wow...you are weird...
Lando: I'm not the only virgin!!
Dan: so you are somewhat a virgin?
Max: 🙄 really? Wasn't i just saying that? Besides i had only twice sex in my life. So Lando isn't that lonely.
Charles: i would have thought you were like getting it every day...
Yuki: wow...I'm younger and i had more sex than the person everyone would have thought had the most sex out of us all...
Max: 🙄 you guys know I'm gay...so I'm not sexually attracted to woman.
Dan: you never slept with kelly?
Max: that's how all my previous relationships ended...
Lando: i did not expect that from you...
Max: i know you are getting it every day, mr stupid!
Charles: hey! Not my fault I'm a god and both men and women worship me!
Seb: you had sex with men?!
Charles: I'm bisexual!
Lando: that explains the sex with both...
Kimi: chill, charles!
Dan: was i the only one that got the feeling max was a bit salty about the fact that Charles has so much sex?
Yuki: same mate.
Pierre: oh they are in love...
