𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 • 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯

Incorrect Quotes & Memes

This is just an idea I had.

Grayson: Am I in trouble?
Y/n: Take a guess.
Grayson: No?
Y/n: Take another guess.

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Y/n: Percy and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Percy: Sentences.
Y/n: Don't interrupt me.

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Some Aphrodite kid: Okay, help me please!
Y/n: Got two words for you.
Will: I bet they won't be helpful.
Y/n: Your problem.
Will: I was right

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Percy: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Grayson: You would eat yourself?
Percy: I wouldn't even question it.

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Y/n, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Percy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Percy: I think we're missing something.
Grayson: Teamwork?
Annabeth: Cohesion?
Y/n: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Annabeth: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Y/n:
Percy:
Chiron:
Everyone Else At Annabeth's Surprise Birthday Party:
Y/n: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Percy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Y/n: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Percy: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING TYSON WITH ME
Annabeth, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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*Will's helping Percy out after he gets injured, while the others are watching*
Grayson: How does Percy look?
Y/n: A little better than you, actually.

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Annabeth: Percy isn't answering his phone
Y/n: I'll call
Annabeth: Tyson and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Percy: Hello?

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Annabeth: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Y/n: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Percy: I personally was created in a lab.
Grayson: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Y/n: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!
Lee: Really? Name one law
Y/n: Don't kill people?
Lee: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Annabeth: This is such a bad idea.
Percy: Then why are you coming along?
Annabeth: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Y/n: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Will: What did you do?
Y/n: Nobody died.
Will: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Grayson: Where are you going?
Y/n: To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the car

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Y/n: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Lee: Mind your language!
Y/n: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Lee:
Y/n: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.