so you all seem to want john x sera x remi and I couldn't wait so I wrote the first part already but won't release it yet. So follow me to miss it.
but seriously follow me so you know when this comes out.
John: has anyone seen Sera
Isen: looking for your gf
Elaine: wait you guys are dating now
John: you guys both know what's coming if you keep saying things like that, right?
Remi: ngl. John sounds so strong when he threatens people.
John: Remi, please stop, it was cute at first but now it's just creepy.
Remi: calling me cute?????
Isen: guys, you're gonna make Blyke cry again.
Blyke: nah man
Isen: seriously???
Blyke: you guys can suck it cause I just got a gl.
John:I don't believe you.
Blyke: well she's texting me rn I'll add her to the group chat one sec. Lemme just see what she said.
2 minutes later...
Blyke: so I don't have a girlfriend anymore.
Isen: lol loll lolololllolloo
John: that's rough buddy
Remi: John quoting avatar????
Elaine: I'll be the empathetic one and ask what happened.
Blyke: I don't know she just said we were done.
Elaine: anymore context than that
Blyke: she said and I quote " fallen out of the honeymoon stage"
John: wtf
Remi: isn't that just for people who get married???
Blyke: that's what I asked but then she just blocked me.
Blyke: I'm sad again.
John: don't worry I'm sure you'll find someone who's also a huge dragon ball z need.
Isen: yea, just go to some convenient and grab the first girl you see.
Blyke: ...
Blyke: isen that would get me arrested.
Isen: and your high tier so you're fine.
Isen: I'm sure you'll be fine.
John: no you won't?
Remi: why's that??
John:um
John: so no one answered my question?
John: has anyone seen Sera cause I'm genuinely worried.
Elaine: she's not at the dorm.
Arlo: she actually might be missing.
John: how do you know?
Arlo: cuz remi hit on John and she didn't even threaten you out of jealousy.
Remi: oooohhh yea, I thought something was wrong.
Sera: hey guy's I'm good just forgot to charge my phone, silly me.
John: guys Sera's an imposter.
Sera: how did you know????!!
John: I didn't.
Sera: ************
John: and Sera doesn't admit to making a mistake and joking about it.
Remi: who are you??
Sera: um
Sera: we've kidnapped Sera and no one knows where we are.
Arlo: Well now we know it's a group of you.
Sera: *******
Sera: well that's all you're gonna get.
Sera: we have her and we're gonna make sure she knows her place.
John: that sounds familiar, Arlo
Arlo: fu
John changed Sera's name to impasta
Impasta: wtf is this name
John:I'm only gonna say this once.
John: impasta, you have something I want
John: you may think you have an idea of what you are in possession of.
John: But you do not.
John: soon she will be back with me
John: she means more to me than you will ever know...
Arlo: Stop quoting star wars.
John: fu, let me have my moment.
Next up: impasta's perspective
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