Ch. 13 - Laugh

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'Should we go after him?'

"Nah, he can go die in a ditch somewhere though."

'Can you not always be so negative?'

"No. Got a problem?"

'Yes. A big one to be exact.'

"Well I don't give a fuck"

'Go kys'

"You can."

'I'll kill you one day'

"Not before I kill you though"

'Bitch Try me'

"I'm Am right now"

'So your a bitch now?'

"..."

'LMAO GET OUT OF HERE PEA BRAIN'

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You decided to follow after Yoriichi, you see him going near a large lake and sat down so you hide behind the leaves of the trees.

"Fishes, will Otou-san be mad that I was better at using katana's then Aniki?" Yoriichi asked to the fishes who was swimming like it was nobody's business.

'Is this boy really just talking to a pufferfish.?'

"I want to wield a sword.. But I don't want to anymore when I found out I beaten my aniki's teacher without training." He continued.

"BUB BUB" is what the fish said.

*Translation: K. Anything else?* (for those who wanna know what the fish said.)

"Fish-Sama, what do you think is good? Continue to train and become a samurai or just stay hidden?"

"BUBB BUB"

*Translation: Idc it's really not my problem.*

"Are you saying I should just stay hidden? Yeah that might be a good idea, I'm planning on seeing the world. I want to see amazing scenery and see every life that's on the land we live in" Yoriichi said with a soft low smile.

"BUuUuuUB?"

*Translation: when tf did I ever say that?*

"Yoriichi, you should just follow what you want to do. Not what others want you to do" suddenly your voice came from behind Yoriichi, making him flinch. And slightly surprised since he usually good at sensing if anyone was in the area or not.

"E-Eh? Kibutsuji-Sama? How did you find this place?" Yoriichi asked.

"I followed you" you bluntly stated.

"Oh." Was all he said and looked down at the ground.

You sighed and ruffled his soft hair, "listen kid, you don't need to live up to other people's expectations when you don't want to, just kill them all that got in your way!" You were startled by your own words, you just want to say beat them up but somehow ended up saying KILL instead.

'Muzan...'

"Tf you want? Listen you, it's my body and naturally it's my natural instinct to say that whether you like it or not. Lmao You fucking idiot"

'I'll beat you up later when I go inside the dreamland.'

"Nah I'll close it off"

'You can't, lmao'

"Nahh I-"

"Kibutsuji-san?" Yoriichi's voice snapped you back to reality. You see that he was looking at you weirdly.

"You we're making strange faces so I don't know if you need to do something or say something right now.."

'Shit, what kind of faces did I make?'

"Ummm..."

"Ya know what, nevamind." You decided to drop the subject since you don't want to embarrass yourself even more.

"Pff- Kibutsuji-San you are quite funny, thanks for making me feel better, I really appreciate that!" Yoriichi bowed slightly and smiled softly at you.

Tf did you do? You were just talking to Muzan???

"The fuck did I do-" you asked but immediately covered your mouth.

'Shit.'

"Kibutsuji-San, what does Fuck mean?" Yoriichi asked, tilting his head with confusion.

'AAAAAAAA FUCK, I SAID A BAD WORD INFRONT OF A CHILDDDDD'

"Kibutsuji-San?"

"NEVERMIND THAT WORD, IF SOMEONE ASKS WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT, SAY ITS YOUR MOM" and you ran away without a second of hesitation.

Leaving the boy behind, who was watching you run with all your might.

"Ahahaha" he let out a laugh for the first time, he laughed at how silly you were acting and how cute you were. Wait a minute, cute?

'Well Kibutsuji-San is adorable like my Aniki!' Yoriichi thought, then looked behind him. The lake.

"I think I'll ask him. Thanks Fish-San!" And Yoriichi left.

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