Max: I'm never going swimming with Charles ever!
Lando: what did he do?
Kimi: bwoah...
Seb: can it never be normal between you two?
Dan: oh i think i know what max is talking about...
Toni: of course we do!! We're there!!
Carlos: if it's Charles and a beach then i can think of what could go wrong...
Mick: are you guys at the beach?
Charles: yess...in the Bahamas...
Max: and I'm never swimming with you again!!
Charles: oh come on!! It can't be as bad as Dan and Toni having sex in the next room!
Toni: wait!! You guys heard that??
Lando: you dirty hoes!!
Alex: bitch!! You and Carlos aren't any better!!
Max: it fucking was worse then that!!
Charles: 🙄 drama queen!
Kimi: will you two stop fighting and tell us what fucking happened??
Nando: you kids need to get rid of this sexual tension!
Lando: 😂 I don't see that happening!!
Lance: don't we all.
Max: I'm not into Charles!!!
Charles: we all know you are! 😘
Max: I'm so going to fucking kill you!!
Charles: hey!! Think about our kids!!
Carlos: kids?
Lando: you guys have kids??
Kimi: since when?
Seb: okay! Since when?!
Max: their mine!! You only named one!! I paid for them!!
Charles: but they life with us!!
Toni: you two are hopeless...
Dan: weirdos.
Lando: what kids??
Max: Jaws and Simba!! Who else?!!
Kimi: bwoah...
Seb: you guys fight like a married couple!
Nando: now what happened that made max not wanna go swimming with you again?
Max: we were in the ocean! Where we couldn't stand! And mister stupid felt something against his leg!!! And decided that he was so fucking scared that i had to swim us back!!!!!!
Charles: I'm sorry okay!! I'm scared of sharks!!
Max: who said it was a fucking shark!!! I only saw bloody tiny fish!!!!!
Kimi: you're mad that you had to swim charles back?
Charles: oh he's not mad about that...
Toni: we all know that he would safe charles anytime!!
Max: try swimming with a hysterical charles where you can't stand for at least twenty metres!!!!
Charles: what max is trying to say is that he almost drowned while saving me ass...
Max: i was coughing salt water for ten minutes!!!
Dan: don't forget you threw up salt water...
Kimi: bwoah...i get tired of you kids...
Seb: baby Charles...
Nando: poor max...
Max: I'm good now though!
Charles: you're exhausted!!
Max: thanks to you!!
