IM FINALLY BACK HOME AND IM IN NEED OF CRACK (in a story onLY) SO IM WRITING THIS AHAHAHA LET'S GET TO UNDERSTAND THE BRAIN OF THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS STORY
KIM SEUNGMIN
Q) how are you still sane 🤠
Jisung: plot twist - he isn't
Seungmin: I'm saner than you could ever be, I don't know how.
Q) not a question but teach me how to be you sensei
Seungmin: alright, so you'll need a gallon of a flammable substance, a lighter, and the mental strength to exit the group
Felix: are you gonna burn the exit button of the group...?
Seungmin: and this is where you'll need the first two items.
Q) How do you deal with the crackheadedness that is the group chat?
Seungmin: I don't. My conscience has ascended to the sky and the group is on mute.
Chan: what about when you're replying in the group, hehe?
Seungmin: i... no.
Changbin: what's no-
Seungmin: no.
Q) Bro! How did you survive that black hole? The respect for you just increased at least 7 levels!
Seungmin: i just keep moving forward.
Jeongin: that's Eren Jaeger's dialogue
Seungmin: shut.
Q) Gimme some of your sass please ;-;
Minho: was this question directed towards me?
Seungmin: suuuuuure
Q) Can you give me your intelligence?
Seungmin: solve sudoku puzzles and study math
Hyunjin: EWWWWWW MATH GROSS *PUKES*
Jeongin: ^two types of people
Q) How to be you
Seungmin: i was born offended, so that's lacking on your part
Minho: that's the secret to his butthurt attitude
Hyunjin: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Q) Do you know any fellow intellectuals in your friend group other than yourself? Cuz I is dumb af-
Seungmin: i hate to admit it, but having scored 2% on the Kim Seungmin's scale of intellect, Lee Minho is one.
Jisung: stop flirting with my boyfriend!!
Seungmin: wha-
Q) Do you agree that you are a puppy?
Seungmin: n-
All the others: yes
Author: yes
Drake: yes
DAY6: yes
Helikopter Helikopter memes: yes
YOU ARE READING
Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed
