The Umbrella Academy Groupchat

Chapter 1

Klaus💊🏳️‍🌈 added Allison💖, Vanya🎻, Ben🦑, Luther🦍🦧, Diego🔪🖤, Five🪓☕, and Sage 💚✨ to DrugsRus

✨DrugsRus ✨

Klaus💊🏳️‍🌈
Who r u

Sage💚✨
Idk
Who r u?

Klaus💊🏳️‍🌈
I'm Klaus PERIODT 🤪

Five🪓☕
You're annoying, that's what you are

Allison💖
👀

Luther🦍🦧
Not again

Sage💚✨
Ok Luther, I don't even know who
u are, but I'm already getting bad vibes-

Diego🔪🖤
He is bad vibes

Vanya🎻
Why am I even here?

Klaus 💊🏳️‍🌈
Bc you're a Hargreeves

Sage💚✨
I'm not

Klaus 💊🏳️‍🌈
Well I like u so far so u can stay

Sage💚✨
Aw thx

Klaus 💊🏳️‍🌈
NAMES EVERYONE! INTRODUCE YOURSELF!!

Luther 🦍🦧
Luther

Diego 🔪🖤
Diego

Ben 🦑
How tf am I even here
Oh and I'm Ben 👋

Allison 💖
Allison

Five 🪓☕
Five
Oh and Ben's dead, if you were confused

Sage💚✨
I-
I'm not even gonna ask

Klaus 💊🏳️‍🌈
Good
It's a loooooooooonnggg story

Sage💚✨
Hargreeves? The Umbrella Academy?

Allison 💖
Yeah that's us

Vanya🎻
I've got violin practice bye

Klaus 💊🏳️‍🌈
K bye 😃

Sage💚✨
SEEYAAAAAA

Five🪓☕
Enthusiastic, are we?

Allison 💖
Shut up Five I like her

Klaus💊🏳️‍🌈
HEY U DON'T KNOW THEIR PRONOUNS YET

Allison 💖
SORRY-

Sage💚✨
IT'S FINE KLAUS I USE SHE/THEY

Klaus 💊🏳️‍🌈
Ok😌

Five🪓☕
This is why I left

Diego 🔪🖤
You left because you're a stubborn little bit-