✨ DrugsRus ✨
✨simp goddess ✨
What do u call a gay person burning?Badass Stapler 😎
HUH?!?!Sage💚✨
I don't even question you anymore.Moon Go Boom 🎻
That's rude Max 😭✨simp goddess ✨
SHIT I FORGOT VANYA'S GAY-Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
YOU'RE GAY?!?!Genie 💜
Here we go again.Knife Boy 🔪
Luther, if you didn't have the brain capacity
of a goldfish, you'd remember shit like thisDruggie 💊🏳️🌈
I'm gay tooGhostopus 🦑
No crap KlausSage💚✨
Sorry Klaus, but if someone just *looked*
at u, they would know.Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
Good
That's how I intend it to beBadass Stapler 😎
Sage💚✨
I kinda wanna hear the joke-
No offense Vanya 😌✨simp goddess ✨
What do you call a gay person burning?Badass Stapler 😎
Idk, what do u call them?Druggie 💊🏳️🌈
LMAO I KNOW THIS 😭✨simp goddess ✨
Like Sage said to Five, don't spoil it pretty boyDruggie 💊🏳️🌈
THEY CALLED ME PRETTY BOYYYYYYBadass Stapler 😎
YEAH OK GET TO THE JOKEEE✨simp goddess ✨
LGBBQMoon Go Boom 🎻
I-
No 😭Sage💚✨
MAX I-
I'M DONE 💀Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
I don't get it
And I can hear Allison laughing her
ass off in her room so it's gotta be funny
WAIT WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING-Badass Stapler 😎
OMFG
I'M DECEASED 😭✨simp goddess ✨
No, Ben isGhostopus 🦑
At least I can't feel pain 💅🏻
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