Chapter 5

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✨ DrugsRus ✨

✨simp goddess ✨
What do u call a gay person burning?

Badass Stapler 😎
HUH?!?!

Sage💚✨
I don't even question you anymore.

Moon Go Boom 🎻
That's rude Max 😭

✨simp goddess ✨
SHIT I FORGOT VANYA'S GAY-

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
YOU'RE GAY?!?!

Genie 💜
Here we go again.

Knife Boy 🔪
Luther, if you didn't have the brain capacity
of a goldfish, you'd remember shit like this

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
I'm gay too

Ghostopus 🦑
No crap Klaus

Sage💚✨
Sorry Klaus, but if someone just *looked*
at u, they would know.

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Good
That's how I intend it to be

Badass Stapler 😎

Sage💚✨I kinda wanna hear the joke-No offense Vanya 😌

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Sage💚✨
I kinda wanna hear the joke-
No offense Vanya 😌

✨simp goddess ✨
What do you call a gay person burning?

Badass Stapler 😎
Idk, what do u call them?

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
LMAO I KNOW THIS 😭

✨simp goddess ✨
Like Sage said to Five, don't spoil it pretty boy

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
THEY CALLED ME PRETTY BOYYYYYY

Badass Stapler 😎
YEAH OK GET TO THE JOKEEE

✨simp goddess ✨
LGBBQ

Moon Go Boom 🎻
I-
No 😭

Sage💚✨
MAX I-
I'M DONE 💀

Musclebob Buffpants 💪🏻
I don't get it
And I can hear Allison laughing her
ass off in her room so it's gotta be funny
WAIT WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING-

Badass Stapler 😎
OMFG
I'M DECEASED 😭

✨simp goddess ✨
No, Ben is

Ghostopus 🦑
At least I can't feel pain 💅🏻

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