We cut on top of Red base where we see Callan, Simmons, and Grif talking about something while a soldier in red armor comes up behind them
Simmons: (Looks at Grif) Hey, that's not exactly what happened
Callan: I have to agree with Simmons on this one Grif
Grif: But he said, "I'm not going to the Vegas quadrant," and then next thing I know you're in an escape pod headed for
???: Excuse me, uh, sirs
Grif, Callan, and Simmons then turned around to see the soldier behind them
Grif: Sirs? Ah crap
???: I was told to report to Blood Gulch Outpost Number One and Speak to whoever's in charge?
Grif: Sorry man, Sarge is at command getting orders. Ain't nobody in charge today
Callan: Actually Grif, Sarge put me in charge while he's gone.
Grif: "Sigh" Of course he did
Simmons: He also told Callan and me that, if we had any trouble with you we should (Intimidates a terrible Sarge impression) "Git in the Warthog, and crush yer head like a tomato-can"
Grif: That was the worst impression I ever heard
Callan: Of all time (Looks at ???) Now, what's your name rookie?
???: Private Donut reporting for duty, sir. I'm ready to fight some aliens
Grif: A couple of things here, rookie. First off, Private Donut? I think somebody needs a new nickname. Secondly, what's with the armor color?
Donut: This is the standard-issue red
Grif: Yeah, I know. Listen. Only two kinds of people wear standard-issue armor: Oficers and recruits. And since you're not threatening to gut me like a fish, you're probably not an officer
Donut: Well (Points to Callan and Simmons) there wearing red armor
Simmons: No, my armor is maroon
Callan: And mine is scarlet. Your armor is the standard red
Donut: Well, how do I get a different color armor?
Simmons: (Looks at Callan and Grif) "Sigh" I bet the blues don't have to put up with this crap
Callan: Probably not
(Meanwhile)
We cut to the other side of the gulch. Where we see Church, tucker, and another soldier in standard-issue blue armor outside their base looking at a tank
???: So I say to the guy, "How're you gonna get the tank down to the planet?" And he goes, "I'll just put it on the ship," And I go, "If you've got a ship that can carry a tank, why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead?"
Tucker: Hey, kid?
???: Yeah?
Tucker: You're running the moment. Shut up
???: Oh. Okay. You got it, man!
Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
Simmons: Okay, Private Donut, here's the deal
Grif: I just refuse to call him Private Donut
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Red Vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Male OC)
FanfictionWelcome to Blood Gulch. Where there are two opposing sides that are in a war, the Blue Team and Red Team, and the soldiers on each side living there................Are all idiots. Follow the red soldier Callan Frazier as he experiences the wonders...