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Baddies of the BAU

Reid: span vend idol dialogs ⬛ 🟨 ⏹ 🟥

Emily: what.. Reid it's 5am we get up in 2 hours for work go to bed??💀😭 even I don't pull this shit 3am is the cut off

Derek: .. pretty boy what the duck does fhat mean💀🤨🤨

Reid: sign down chin🥨

Y/n: maybe he's born with it.. maybe its diludad 🎵 🎶 🎵

Derek: I GASPED.

JJ: I was just gonna yell at you all but .. Y/N OH MY FUCKING GOD😭😭

Y/n: maybe he shouldn't text at 5am waking my ass up 🙄 this behavior is giving.. withdrawal symptoms fr 😭

Emily: idk if I should laugh or not

JJ: ur literally laughing right besides me babe

Emily: right

Derek: ayo where's dilf he gotta take ur phone away fr😭😭 y/n wildin

Reid: I am not on anything and haven't been for years.

Y/n: ur texts beg to differ my man 🤨🤨 it's giving... dependency to drugs fr🤔 go to sleep

Emily: NO WOAT I FEEL BAD I FEEL LIKE THATS TOO FAR 💀

Derek: idk he was joking about my dead dad the other day 🤷🏾‍♂️🥴

Hotch: You all go too far way too much that you think it's normal. Everyone go to bed.

Y/n: you go to bed.🤨 tf

Hotch: I was trying

Emily: wait I'm tryna see smth

Derek: What?

JJ: my titties?

Emily: yes mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean-

Y/n: help💀 I'm tired guys plz

Emily: hey y/n does hotch snore? Seems the type 🙄🙄👎🏻

Hotch: I do not.

Derek: How tf would you know you're sleeping 😹😹👎🏾

Y/n: No he actually doesn't surprisingly

Emily: GOTCHA BITCHES 📸 📸 📸  HA

Derek: YOURE SO FUCKING SMART HELP

Y/n: ...

Y/n: bamboozled me fr I'll give you that, caught me lacking from being tired.. damn 💀

Hotch: oh.

Hotch: All of you go to bed please. Now

Derek: hottie hotchie, you got caught in 4k no recovery from that one my man 😹😹

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