Steve: *kills everyone except Italy*
Italy: ....
Italy: Well..
Italy: When life gives ya lemons!
Italy: *shrugs out of existence*
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Russia: When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka, and have a party.
Prussia: *holding bottle of vodka* Dafuq is this bullshit? This isn't beer. Fuck that! *tosses bottle out window*
Russia: *Soviet bitch face*
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America: *pours bowl of Life Cereal*
Life Cereal: *presents the American male with lemons*
America: ...........
America: Why have you forsaken me?
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Rusha: When life gives you lemons...
Rusha: Burn them.
Rusha: *sets huge pile of lemons on fire*
Ruslan: Niko, whadya doin'?
Rusha: shUT TeH FUk uP, iT's My LiFE
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Antarctica: When life gives you lemons-
Arctic: Shove them up idiots asses!
Antarctica: bROTHER
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America: When life gives you lemons!
Union America: Kill Confederate America with them.
Confederate America: Wh-
Union America: KILL CONFEDERATE AMERICA!! *throwing lemons at random Confederates*
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France: When life gives you lemons...
Leia: This is gonna be sexual, isn't it?
France: Use them as anal beads.
Leia: iT WAS SEXUAL, SO VERY SEXUAL!!
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Himaruya: When life gives you lemons
Himaruya:
Hussie: *kidnaps Hima*
Hetalians: Fuck, what was he going to say?
Himaruya: -make bad fanfiction for my gay nations
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Romano: When life gives you lemons
Romano: Wait- *looks at lemons*
Romano: These aren't tomatoes!
Romano: What the hell have I been picking all day?!
Romano: SPAIN, YOU BASTARD! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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Ukraine: When life gives you lemons!
Ukraine: Enlarge your breasts with them.
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Iceland: When life gives you lemons
Iceland: Put them in your fridge.
Iceland: *places lemons inside of fridge*
Iceland: You like that, don't you, Fridge-kun?
Fridge: *blushes* Senpai~..
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Ireland: When life gives you lemons
Ireland: Reveal that you're actually a woman with them.
Ireland: *places lemons in her shirt*
Scotland: .....You're a female?
Wales: Wait, what?
England: I thought we were all brothers!
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Liechtenstein: When life gives you lemons..
Liechtenstein: *cute noises*
Liechtenstein: Squeeze them into people's eyes when they call you flat chested.
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Austria: When life gives you lemons
Austria: *piano noises*
Austria: Throw them at people who mistake you for that idiot Australia!
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Rome: When life gives you lemons
Rome:
Rome:
Rome:
Rome: *dies*
Germania: Shiet.
