UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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HotAndCold has added MiniAizu to the group chat. Say hi!

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RuleBook: Why.

Float: Todoroki?

MiniAizu: Yes?

HotAndCold: Get rid of my dad

MiniAizu: Hypothetically or literally?
MiniAizu: Bc I'm down for both

BroccoliBrother: JFC

RuleBook: That isn't very heroic

MiniAizu: Neither is attempted murder

HotAndCold: Neither is attempted murder

BroccoliBrother: Neither is attempted murder

RuleBook: I-

BroccoliBrother: (Y/N) how did you know?

MiniAizu: :)

BroccoliBrother: Understandable, have a nice day

Float: W h a t -
Float: They won't even tell us exactly what happened-

Froppy: So we're ignoring how they knew that?

MiniAizu: Yes

BroccoliBrother: Yes

HotAndCold: Either would work

MiniAizu: I been waitin' for this one

Float: What?

MiniAizu: I SUMMON THE RAT GOD!

RatGod has added RatGod to the chat. Say hi!

RatGod: I was summoned?

MiniAizu: I have a fun project for you!

RatGod: Yes?

MiniAizu: Dig your lovely claws into Endeavor's personal life.
MiniAizu: You'll find some lovely new chess pieces for a game.
MiniAizu: I could even send you video evidence

RatGod: Interesting, I'll look into it

RatGod has left the chat.

Float: What

BroccoliBrother: The

Froppy: Fuck

MiniAizu: :)

HotAndCold: What is going to happen?

MiniAizu: Don't worry Shoto, it'll be handled,
MiniAizu: And Endeavor will be suffering indefinitely

RuleBook: Using first names it quite presumptuous

MiniAizu: Ah- no one has told me not to.
MiniAizu: I'm American and we don't call each other by last names.
MiniAizu: Some of you I know by last names only but others I know by first names.
MiniAizu: Uh... Should I stop?

BroccoliBrother: N O P E

MiniAizu: That was violent-

RuleBook: Midoriya?

BroccoliBrother: Let me just make an announcement real quick-

MiniAizu: What-