A/N: pt2 cause why not
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y/n: last night i found out jooyeong talks in his sleep
y/n: “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” right in my ear at 3am
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namra: can you not y/n this into a worse situation?
y/n: ...did you just use me as a verb?
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eunji: y/n isn't here?
cheolsoo: no
eunji: perfect! i can set the everything on fire
cheolsoo: what?! why?!
eunji, setting the school building on fire: because y/n's like 85% of my impulse control
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y/n: what is toothpaste if not bone soap?
jimin: every time you speak, i age fifty years
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y/n: it smells like upsexy in here
mijin: it smells like what?
y/n: upsexy
mijin: whats that?
y/n: what are you talking about?
mijin: *sighs* whats upsexy?
y/n: oh nothing much, what about you?
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cheongsan: Okay they're coming, everyone act like you're gardening, nayeon grab that little hoe
nayeon: *grabs y/n*
y/n: i- I don't think thats what he meant...
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hari: If you have any questions, please raise your hand.
y/n: *raises hand*
hari: yes?
y/n: are you single?
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y/n: You take more than 45 minutes to shower, what are you even doing there?
wujin: Concerts, meets and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.
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y/n: didn't you die?
gwinam: that was weeks ago, people change
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y/n: cheongsan, I screwed up, big time.
cheongsan: y/n, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific
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y/n: What's it called when you kill a friend?
nayeon: Murder
y/n: Homiecide
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gwinam: how do i look?
y/n, not looking up: with your eyes
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onjo: hows your partner?
y/n: I don't have a partner
onjo: i know, just reminding you
y/n: ...
y/n: hows your mom?
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mijin: you have to go to college
y/n: why?
minin: to be able to get nice things *shows a watch* you see this?
y/n: yeah?
mijin: stole this from my roommate last week
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[for girls]
wujin: What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
y/n: your sister
[for boys]
hari: whats the gayest thing you've ever done?
y/n: your brother
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y/n: I love you! you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
gwinam: im the best thing that's ever happened to you?
y/n: Yes!
gwinam: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you
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y/n: cheongsan i-
chengsan: there is no "i" in this friendship, only "we"
y/n: alright then "we" are bi
chengsan: damn right we are
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cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
cheongsan: Shit.
onjo: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
y/n: OH MY GOD GYEONGSU FELL OFF!!!
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mijin: gosh, you're so annoying
y/n: then let go of my hand
mijin: no, wtf
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y/n: why are you smiling?
chengsan: can't i just be happy?
onjo: gwinam tripped and fell in the parking lot
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suhyeok: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
namra: You people already know too much about me.
y/n: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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y/n: Legally you can't do that
eunji: Then I'll do it illegally
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y/n: My next boyfriend must be top in line , hot , graceful , caring -
cheongsan: *trips over air , falls on his face , spills water everywhere, knocking everything over, has dirt all over his shirt*
y/n: I want that one!!
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[nayeon and y/n arguing]
y/n: *laughs*
nayeon: you're laughing?! In this situation?!
y/n: you're just so cute when you're mad
nayeon: then im about to get really adorable
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onjo: ykw strength is? forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry
nayeon: not to be dramatic but i'd rather literally die
y/n: strength is when u help ur mom lift a heavy couch and she buys u mcdonalds afterwards
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A/N: next will probably be more gwinam 💀 honestly at first i didn't think he was that popular but i was wrong apparently
