Loki is a Madman

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RatBear: have you ever been arrested before Loki?

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Parakeet: Wow really starting off strong

Loki: yes, I have been arrested before

BloodSucker: See they are a VILLAIN!

Cat: what did you do?

Loki: depends on when I got arrested

Loki: but it's usually for defending people and 'vigilantism'

Loki: also my respect as lower for you BS

Parakeet: LISTENER DID WHAT?

Loki: I hurt terrible people, not good people.

Cat: you've been arrested multiple times?

Loki: as implied yes.

RatBear: hmm I need to make some phone calls

Loki: calling detective Tsukauchi?

RatBear: yes, you know him?

Loki: I can't answer that...

RatBear: very well.

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Cat: how do you know the detective?

Loki: I saw him on TV

Parakeet: but have you met him?

Loki: I don't know, have I?

BloodSucker: damn you and your contract

Loki: (;

Cat: do you like cats?

Loki: maybe I do, maybe I don't

Parakeet: do you like Endeavor? 

Loki: I will only answer this one, but

Loki: how dare you think I might.

Cat: do you just hate all heroes?

Loki: you know what I'm gonna say

BloodSucker: I hate you

Loki: thx I try (:

Loki: I'll say this though

Loki: sometimes the best way to get an answer is to not ask it.

Parakeet: HUHHHHH?

Cat: they mean that they could say something about themselves without being asked

Parakeet: I still don't understand

BloodSucker: they'll drop hints in normal conversation

Parakeet: oh.

Loki: lol

Parakeet: don't laugh at me!

Loki: I'm not. 

Loki: I just didn't know what to say.

Loki: so I laughed.

Parakeet: you need different conversation starts listener

Loki: like what?

Cat: what's your favorite color?

Loki: Pink, but I wear black much more often, so I also like black

Cat: see I'm not the only person who likes black

Parakeet: ok shish I get it.

BloodSucker: I have to go.

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