XVIII

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Amari Christian Walton
Monroe, Louisiana

"I told her, I can't father girls. My sperm just not built like that's ya feel me?" Chubby tried to explain.

"Yo sperm not built like that?" Nunu asks.

"It really ain't tho."

"Why not?"

"Look, when I was 7 I played football right? One day it was an accident where the football damaged my left nutsack. And girls come from the left nutsack." He says seriously.

"Who the hell told you that?"

"It's just common sense." He waves Scarface off.

"No it ain't." I shake my head.

I'm tired of these dumbasses so I decide to text my wife.

Wifey 💍👰🏾‍♀️

Wyd

Farming

?

Ion even know

Uh, anyways

Come to the trap

Lemme see if I
can fit it into my
schedule

Youn got a schedule

😟 Maybe I do...

U coming?

No
-sent from my car

U's a damn lie 🤣

"Ecstasy coming, one of y'all better roll her a fat blunt cuz she gone wanna smoke when she get hea." I tell them.

"She ain't handicap, why we gotta cater to ha?" Scarface asks.

"Stop questioning my authoration nigga."

"The fuck is a authoration?" Chubby scrunches his face up.

"My power."

"White power!?" Nunu looks at me crazy.

"I- she better get hea soon foe I shoot one of you slow fucks." I put my head in my hands.

"You and her fucking?" Scarface asks.

"No." I say blankly.

"Why you asking?" Nunu squints his eyes at him.

"Because I know like 3 niggas fucking wit her right now." He shrugs.

I scrunch my face up.

"Who is these 3 niggas?"

"Moneyman, Jamar and that dreadhead from the burned up houses." He lists on his fingers.

I make a mental note in my head that I have 3 more licks to hit.

...

"Wassgud?" N'laisah says walking in.

She goes to sit next to me but I grab her hip and pull her on my lap.

She rolls her eyes but snakes her arm around my neck.

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