Baddies of the BAU
Derek: GUYS SOME DUDE JUST YELLED AT ME FROM HIS CAR THAT HE WAS GONNA EAT MY ASS PLEASE HELP 😭😭
Emily: DEREK WHAT??? 💀😭
Y/n: Aaron what did I tell you about doing that🙄 fruitcake
JJ: Y/N 🤨🤨 LMAOO
Derek: NAHHH 😹😹😹 HELLO???
Hotch: Pardon?
Emily: NOT YOU BULLYING CROTCHIE WOTCHIE HOTCHIE😭😭😭💋
Y/n: it's his turn🙄👎👏 af
Hotch: Why? What'd I do?
Derek: you got GDNS that's probably it tbh
Emily: 🤨 got what now
Reid: Gdns is typically used on street signs as an abbreviation of "gardens" but can also be used used as an abbreviated version of "Guardians" as well.
Hotch: Derek what are on about? I don't have a garden
Derek: GOBBLE DEEZ NUTS SUCKERRRR 😹😹👎🏾👎🏾🤸🏾♂️🥴🥴🥴
Y/n: FUCK😭 I SHOULDN'T LAUGH STOP
Emily: HOW DID I NOT KNOW OMG
Derek: smooth with it 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤪🤪🤪💋💋💋‼️
Hotch: You are a living night terror.
Derek: yeah I bet you'd know a lot about those Mr traumatized 🥴🥴
Y/n: HELLO💀😭 DEREK MORGAN LEAVE HIS TRAUMA ALONE
JJ: I just spilled the whole pot of coffee all over the floor I am gonna off myself.
Emily: THE WHOLE POT?? I WAS JUST GONNA GET A REFILL BAE WHAT THE FUCK JAYJE 😧😡😡
Y/n: ugh jaybird moment fr🙄🙄😫😫👎 damn
Derek: I spilled
Reid: That is not a complete sentence.
Y/n: derek wtf did you spill 😡😡😡 idiot
Hotch: no name calling
Y/n: idiot 2
Hotch: oh
Derek: I spilled deez nuts into yo mouth 🤪🤪🙀😃😫😫🥴🤸🏾♂️🤸🏾♂️🤸🏾♂️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Emily: yeah y/n was right. idiot. 💀
Hotch: Okay so maybe name calling is okay sometimes 👍🏻
JJ: this is humiliating I slipped oh my god
Reid: It is true, I saw!
Derek: AND DID NOTHING??😭😭 PRETTY BOY
Y/n: JJ >☕ 👱🏻♀️ 🤸🏼♀️ Spencer > 🧍🏻♂️ 👀 📖 🤓
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
