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DUDE
my neighbour is so loud
hes literally yelling
so annoying
im gonna throw a shoe through the wall

pandas <3
i doubt a shoe would break the wall

you're underestimating how strong i am

pandas <3
sure i am
just go knock on ur neighbours door and ask hin to be quiet

and have to talk to him?
no thanks
i have not spoken to him once the entire time ive lived here
im pretty sure theres 2 of them and theyre so loud
all the time
which im normally fine w but i just wanna sleep rn
getting my shoe ready

pandas <3
youve been there for what
a year and a half
and have never talked to ur neighbour
geez bug

DONT JUDGE ME
me v 2 boys + my social anxiety
bad situation
am i right ladies

pandas <3
knock on the wall or smthn
and just they understand it means shut the fuck up

dude ur dumb
what if they like
come over
and ask me why i knocked
THATS SO AWKWARD FOR ME
do u think

pandas <3
ur an idiot bug

a lovable and fun idiot who u care about so much and adore every moment you talk to her
right

pandas <3
hows the weather

pandas......
right

pandas <3
sure is warm today

you wound me

pandas <3
im glad

fuck u im gonna talk to clay

pandas <3
WAIT NO TALK TO ME

private messages!
[ bug 🖤 ] and [clay ! ]

HI CLAY
i was complaining about my loud neighbour to pandas and he denied my lovable and fun personality

clay !
i would too

WOOOOW WERE BEING MEAN TODAY

clay !
you deserve it L

i think my neighbours done being loud now he went quiet
nvm he just screamed

clay !
wait
listen carefully

mf to what
clay
that was a very mysterious and ominous message
my neighbour is screaming again
mf screaming in morse code why does he sound like that

clay !
bug....

STOP SENDING OMINOUS MESSAGES MF

clay !
i think im ur neighbour

ur kidding
that means
pandas is also my neighbour....
WHAT
dont tell me who it is i still dont wanna know yet
if we encounter eachother then it happens yk
we wont even know
dude this is so creepy
what if we meet before pandas and i meet
L ILL KNOW ITS YOU AND YOU WONT KNOW ITS ME thats so funny
ok
this is so weird
can u shut up pls i have a final tomorrow

clay !
mf stop spamming me
im gonna introduce myself to anyone i meet as a different name now in case its u so u dont know

thats so mean

clay !
you deserve it

pls dont tell pandas

clay !
i wont

(:

clay !
WHYD U DO IT BACKWARDS

BC ITS CUTER
LOOK AT HIM
LIKE
:) or (:
hes so cute

clay !
you suck so much

<3

clay !
get away from me

WHY DOES NO ONE EVER SEND HEARTS BACK
ok now stop screaming i need sleep
DUDE DONT SCREAM LOUDER
fuck you im gonna knock on ur walls at 4am

clay !
go ahead

ur so hard to annoy fuck off

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