Hogwarts in 2020

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" Now I actually found this skit, That I found very funny" Loki tells them.

" A skit" Ron says.

" Yes, basically people portray you and created a video " Loki explains.

" Interesting," Harry says.

" And Let's all pretend we don't hate Snape currently" Loki says.

* Harry huffs*

" Yes," Hermione smiles.

" Fine" Harry says with clenched teeth

* Students chattering*

" Silence, That's enough yammering from you lot" Snape says.

" The power he had to shut up the whole class" Ron says.

" He also sounds like him," Hermione says.

* Snape sighs*

" Welcome back to another magical year at Hogwarts, As you're all aware, the muggle-born COVID pandemic has become so widespread that we in the wizarding world can no longer ignore it." Snape says.

" Oh this is based on your world's pandemic," Harry says.

" Yes," Loki says.

" Makes sense the wizarding world would contract it" Ginny says.

" As such, we are taking a note from the muggles and moving all our classes online this year. A terrible, terrible inconvenience, I'm aware, but we all must find a way to cope." Snape says.

" Exactly," McGonagall says.

" Let's Hope this never happens to the wizarding world" Draco rolls his eyes.

" Oh what Potion is that Professor" Hermione asks.

" A Tequila Sunrise Ms .Granger, a very advanced concoction" Snape says.

* Harry and Hermione start snickering*

" I'm pretty sure that is alcohol" Hermione snickers.

" Oh man" Ron starts laughing as everybody else does.

" Uh, professor. Why can't we just use magic to get rid of the virus?" Neville asks.

" That's a good question" Luna says as Neville nods in agreement.

" Because, Mr. Longbottom, the logic of the wizarding world is held together by duct tape and begins to unravel at the slightest bit of scrutiny. I mean, we loan out incredibly powerful time-travel devices to 13 year old's so they can take extra classes. Nothing makes any sense, and you'd be better off if you didn't think about" Snape says.

* Theater laughs*

" He called out Hermione way too quickly," Harry laughs.

" Who wants to go take extra classes?" Draco laughs.

" Me" Hermione raises her hand.

" You're weird" Draco crosses his arms.

" If that is your definition of weird then that's fine by me" Hermione sarcastically smiles.

" Any way I will be your Defense against the dark arts" Harry cuts off Snape.

" I'm here, I'm here" Harry says.

" Late as usual" Snape says.

" It makes sense Harry That you would be late" Ginny says.

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