Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Something Hilarious Happens

(Okay, so there's a slight problem about the recent suggestions I've gotten. Although they're all fantastic, some don't really fit with one or two of the creepypastas. So, I'm going to use each suggestion right here and right now, one for each boyfriend. Cookies for all!)

Jeff the Killer

(Suggestion "He Goes to a Gay Bar by Katiekat1300. (:::))

You were walking D/N down the street, wondering where Jeff was right then.

"Maybe he's out killing people. Yeah. Blood flying epically, manically cackling, that sort of thing."

D/N just trotted along, keen on finding a good place to... Well...

Your thoughts about where Jeff could be gradually shifted to what was going to be cooked for dinner. Truthfully, you didn't want to eat any more ramen noodles that came in a microwaveable cup.

D/N abruptly stopped without warning in front of a fire hydrant. After it had passed the "sniffing test".... He/She started doing his/her "business".

You turned away awkwardly, only to realize you were standing in front of a bar which was well known to host an all manner of flamboyant men.

It then became painfully awkward. A twenty-aged girl like yourself, standing in front of a gay bar holding the leash of a dog which was peeing on a fire hydrant.

The scene was so hilarious that a passing truck hauling a giant television screen slowed down and the driver poked his head out to take a photo.

"Wait until Jeff sees this!" BEN laughed, mistakenly believing that wearing giant sunglasses was enough to hide his identity.

The blonde midget then retracted his head back inside and jammed a mop handle on the accelerator, since he couldn't reach the pedals.

The hotwired truck sped down the street and around the corner, its driver cackling like a lunatic.

You rolled your eyes and glanced back at D/N, who was still going.

"How much water did you drink this morning?" You asked with a groan.

Just then, two guys exited the bar.

This wouldn't have really grabbed your attention, had those men not been Jeff the Killer and Trendorman.

"What the fu-"

Jeff caught sight of you and froze.

Trendy stopped walking and looked over his shoulder. Then he saw your furious face, chuckled nervously and disappeared.

"JEFFY BOY!"

If people hadn't been staring before, they certainly were now.

Jeff spluttered, unable to form a comprehensive sentence. You on the other hand, were screaming at him at the top of your lungs.

"YOU'RE GAY? WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE GAY?"

"Trendorman insisted on dragging me in there because he wanted to show me some dude's outfit!" Jeff finally managed to wail before running all the way home without looking back.

Don't worry. The incident was soon forgiven, but not forgotten. You never let him forget.

BEN Drowned... In tragedy?

(Suggestions (Because BEN doesn't follow rules): "You Go Into A Coma" & "He Almost Dies, But You Save Him" by _DeathNote_ (:::) (:::))