sender unknown| a.h

16| saber the terror

GIRLS CHAT

[Mar] so.

[Mar] We have an issue

[Prentiss] ??

[JJ] ?

[Garcia] ??????

[Mar] well.

[Mar] After much self-reflecting and a few eye-opening conversations with hotch

[Mar] Guys i think it's more than a crush???

[JJ] ... huh

[JJ] So hell can freeze over.

[Prentiss] Who would have thought.

[Garcia] can i start making ship names

[Garcia] too late I've got seven already

[Mar] PENELOPE

[Mar] I haven't even had a conversation with him irl

[JJ] Well?? Fix that??

[Prentiss] ^^!!

[Mar] LMFAO

[Mar] No. I d

[Garcia] . . .

[JJ] U good bro?

[Mar] tell me i don't need a dog

[Prentiss] Uhhh what

[Mar] Tell me. I don't. Need a dog.

[Garcia] You absolutely need a dog.

[JJ] U . . . don't?

[Prentiss] Show the doggie.

[Mar] TELL ME I SHOULDNT TAKE HIM HOME.

[JJ] YOU BETTER TAKE HIM HOME

[GARCIA] I LOVE HIM

[Prentiss] He's not a cat, but he's still cute.

[Mar] Is there a policy against dogs in the office?

[Prentiss] Yes?

[JJ] Yep.

[Garcia] Not in my room >:)

[Mar] EXCELLENT

[Mar] OMW pen :>

[JJ] I'm deleting this chat for confidential reasons

[Prentiss] What we don't know won't hurt us. :)

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[Hotch] Did you know Garcia has a dog in her office?

[UNKNOWN] . . .

[UNKNOWN] wanna help me name him?

[Hotch] J.

[UNKOWN] HE WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

[UNKNOWN] I WAS ON MY WAY HOME

[Hotch] Then take it to a shelter.

[UNKNOWN] ??? When *I* have room?? Nope.

[Hotch] You're lucky I don't fire Garcia.

[UNKNOWN] You wouldn't.

[UNKNOWN] He's too cute.

[Hotch] . . .

[Hotch] So what are you going to name him?

[UNKNOWN] :DDD

[UNKNOWN] Idk nothing feels right.

[UNKNOWN] Hades? Saber?

[Hotch] Saber? Like Lightsaber?

[UNKNOWN] . . . perhaps.

[Hotch] . . . I vote Saber.

[UNKNOWN] Excellent. I'll try it out on my break.

[Hotch] So I'm assuming your dog friend is the reason Garcia gave me the coffee?

[UNKNOWN] Yep.

[Hotch] 'ruff ruff' Is not a hint.

[UNKNOWN] :(

[UNKNOWN] Fine. How about 'my last name is common?

[Hotch] Jones? Jeff? Juke?

[UNKNOWN] Close :)

[UNKNOWN] Jefferson.

[Hotch] Jefferson.

[Hotch] I see.

[UNKNOWN] Use this information wisely.

[Hotch] I see. By the way, Saber is a terrorist.

[UNKNOWN] how dARE YOU

[Hotch] He bite my pants and tried to keep me from leaving.

[UNKNOWN] :( he loves you, sir

[Hotch] Hm.

[Hotch] I tolerate him.

[UNKNOWN] :) you love him don't lie.

[Hotch] Mhm.

[UNKNOWN] :) Enjoy your coffee hotchy. Ur tie is looking sharp as ever.

[Hotch] Thank you, Jefferson. Have a good day.

[UNKNOWN] You too. <3

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BAU CHAT

[Morgan] Is anyone gonna ask why Hotch is all smiles today?

[Reid] I think it's because of the UNKNOWN person.

[Rossi] Screw Hotch why is there a dog in Garcia's room?

[JJ] Dog? What dog?

[Prentiss] That's obviously not a real dog Rossi.

[Garcia] ^ :)

[Hotchner] The dog is temporary, we do not report it.

[Rossi] Hm.

[Morgan] Is no one else curious why this UNKNOWN person is making our boss all happy giddy?

[Prentiss] ;) he's in love.

[Hotchner] Keep the chat appropriate.

[Reid] Or at least has some form of attraction to them, yes.

[JJ] How long till they meet irl? Bets now.

[Morgan] Two more months.

[Reid] Hmm . . . I have to agree. Maybe two-three months.

[Prentiss] Nah two weeks.

[Rossi] I'd give it a month tops.

[Hotchner] . . . Do I not exist here?

[Morgan] Shhh it's okay Hotch. Just let it happen.

[Reid] :)

[JJ] We have a case.

[Hotchner] Confrence room.

[Rossi] Yep.

[Reid] On way

[Prentiss] Yes sirr :)