Pepa: Shut up.
Agustin: Or what?
Pepa: Or you'll marry my sister.
Agustin:
Pepa:
Pepa: ...wai-
Agustin: *starts yodelling*
•••
Camilo: *catches a wasp in a cup*
Mirabel: ..Milo... what are you doing?
Camilo: *places another cup beside it*
Isabela: Please no-
Camilo: *starts shuffling it*
Mirabel and Isabela: NO!
Antonio: What aRE YOU DOING YOU'RE HURTING THE BEE WHAT THE F- *we'll be right back*
•••
Luisa: *to a friend* You look good today. Pro homo.
Friend: Don't you mean, no homo?
Luisa: It's a new era, bro. Support the gays.
Felix: *from afar* THAT'S MY SOBRINA-
•••
Mariano: Are you alright? It looks like you haven't slept last night.
Dolores: *after hearing more and more SoUnDs that will haunt her forever* I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but still, it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
Mariano:
Mariano: You're not okay.
•••
Bruno: *accidentally eats something spicy that his eyes start to water*
Abuela: Brunito, look at me. It's okay, I would die for you. I love you so much, my child.
Bruno: I'm not crying?
Abuela: *hugging his head* no no, it's okay. Your Mama is here and she loves you with all her heart.
Bruno:
Bruno: *touched* okay-
•••
Felix: What are you drinking?
Agustin: Tea.
Felix: Huh, that's so not you. Is the kind of tea in question... teaquila?
Agustin:
Felix:
Agustin: Yes, bro how did you know-
•••
Camilo: I HATE YOU!
Mirabel: OH YEAH!? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T TRY TO STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!
Abuela: Camilo, give Mirabel your 200 dollars, you landed on her property.
Camilo: NO! SHE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GIVING MY MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Mirabel: That's not how you... pLAAAAAAYYYY-
•••
Antonio: *casually plays chess with Luisa, and had both of their queens eat each other*
Isabela: They're lesbians.
Antonio:
Luisa:
Luisa: What-
•••
Young Julieta: *standing outside of a restaurant their eating* Hey, Pepa. Can you and Bruno get a table for us?
Young Pepa: Sure.
*a few inches later*
Young Bruno: *running out of the restaurant with Pepe, carrying a table* START THE HORSE!?-
•••
Dolores: Let's do this!
Dolores: *cracks knuckles quietly *
Mariano: Wow, how can your knuckles be so quiet?
Dolores: They're polite.
•••end
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
