A heads up? Thanks, I hate it

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"Centipede?" Gen asked as he overheard you talking to Senku about your debate with Sai.
"You know OSU right?" you both turned to face him.
"Yeah." he nodded.
"Well there's this map to the song 'Centipede', which is like some classic hardcore dubstep."
"A map?"
"A level basically." Senku explained.
"Right, and it is actually impossible to play."

"Oh, not even you (Y/n)-chan?" he tilted his head.
"Are you kidding, if it was actually doable, I'd play the hell out of it!"
"But in this case, it is humanly impossible to play. Each note has an interval of like 0.01 second in between them. An average of 76 notes per second."
"That *is* humanly impossible!" Gen exclaimed. "Why was this even made in the first place?!"
"Pretty sure the guy who made it just wanted to mess around and create a cool map."
"And it is fun to watch," you smiled. "it's a real trip! I especially love when the notes form retro video games!"
"Oh yeah! That part's sick!"
"...Love that for you guys." Gen smiled awkwardly, not able to relate to your enthusiasm.

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Some time later, Senku and Sai worked together to make the instructions for the circuit, that they'll soon fax to Corn City. Looking at it, you were glad to be here and not over there.
"You know (Y/n)-chan," Gen said. "I'm thinking maybe we'd need something to motivate the people in Corn City, give them some pep you know?"
"What are you thinking of?"
His smile grew larger as he leaned closer and whispered something that made your face lit up.
"Iconic dynamic host duo back for one more contest."
Together, you made a flying announcing the 'Mathlympics Tourney', with any tools allowed, and faxed it to the crafting team.
"Knowing Magma and Yo, this will definitely light a fire under their ass." you smiled.
"Agree! Now, let's go prepare the contest!"

A few day later, in the middle of the sea, you set up three stations for Sai, Senku and Chrome. You and Gen were dressed up for the occasion and both had a mic, so that the people in North America could hear.
"Wait, I thought we could only communicate through morse code." you whispered to him.
"Don't worry about it." he quickly whispered it before turning towards the audience. "The Indian crossing is perfect for the new world Mathlympics!"
"It's a blast from the past! Asagiri and (L/n) are back! The hosts with the mosts!"

"What do you expect from this historical event today (L/n)?"
"Well Asagiri, I expect nothing less than blood, sweat, tears and math!"
"Well (L/n), at least one of those things might happen! Let's meet out mathletes! Chrome-chan, Senku-chan, and Sai-chan!"
"Or as I like to call 'em: Chrome, Senku and Sai. The math boys!"
"You would think you'd call your boyfriend something else." he raised an eyebrow.
"That is..." you pursued your lips, quickly thinking of something to say. "None of your fuckin' business."
You both snickered, breaking character for a moment before clearing your throat.

"And competing remotely, aaaaall the way from Corn City: our dear Magma!"
"That is my best friend right there!"
Gen scoffed, acting offended.
"I thought I was your best friend."
"I thought *I* was your best friend!" Chrome exclaimed, genuinely offended.
"Let's see how our good good boy does against the ruthless math boys!
Gen held up a piece of paper with a very long calculus.
"And heeeeere's the question!"
"There's no way I can do this!" Chrome exclaimed.
"Come on Chrome, first price's my friendship!"
"It is not." Gen casually said. "But you know, whatever keeps you goin'."

Sai started to write with his two hands like it was nothing, Senku's looked up as he thought, and Chrome was staring intently at the paper.
"Now, Chrome-chan is going to try and be good at this.
"Let's see how that strategy works out for him."
"Only the math gods know." you both nodded.
"Screw you guys! Let me think!" he held his temples.

"It's 827,401,136,058." Magma spoke.
"Thaaaaa-" you slowly turned to look at Senku and Sai.
"Yup."
"He's right."
"-aaat is correct~!"
"Amazing!" Kohaku said. "In an instant... So that's what a computer does."
"Technically, right now it's just a calculator." you said.
"Still," Ryu smiled. "this day marks a major milestone for the science of our new world."
"Yep." Senku nodded. "Something made from scratch by people can end up transcending the human mind. Now that's exciting!"

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