lmaooo love how the quality of this book just goes down each chapter
this chapter is gonna be a texting only chapter for april fools day (it's only an april fools special bc this chapter's a joke tbh) and shorter than usual
still canon which is why it's still chapter 9
also i have decided aries would probably misspell everything he types soooo i retyped everything he ever texted in this book and misspelled a bunch of shit
so if you don't understand what something says just say so in the comments and i'll translate for you
also reminder:
i'm in love with scorpio <3: aries (this was not a name he picked for himself lmao)
torn: taurus
gemstone: gemini
minnie mouse: minnie
cancy: cancer
fabulousest person here: leo
mom: virgo
book: libra
scorpio the yo-yo: scorpio
sagit-hair-ius: sagittarius
smartie: capricorn
aquarium: aquarius
fishy: pisces
♈︎ ♉︎ ♊︎ ♋︎ ♌︎ ♍︎ ♎︎ ♏︎ ♐︎ ♑︎ ♒︎ ♓︎
fishy
YO PEOPLE
aquarium
PISCES IT'S 2 AM WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT
fishy
i would like to announce that
ARIES AND SCORPIO WENT ON A DATE
aquarium
WHAT
i'm in love with scorpio <3
THAYS NOT WHAT JAPOEND
ALSO WOH TF CHANGED MY NMAE
minnie mouse
that's not what scorpio was telling me when he recounted your date
teh litlte memraid
SCORPIO WHAY GHE HELL
smartie
CAN YOU NOT SPELL?????
also why did you name yourself the little mermaid?
teh litlte memraid
bc areil's cool
also ariel is clsoe enuogh to aries
also i hvae a ctush on eric and if im ariel i get mraried to him
torn
IM TRYING TO SLEEPPPPPP
smartie
TURN OFF YOUR NOTIFICATIONS
torn
BUT WHAT IF MY DAD CALLS ME
smartie
THERES NO WIFI ON CELESTIA DUMBASS
ALSO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOUR DAD CALL YOU
AFTER LEAVING YOU FOR SO LONG
torn
HOW DARE YOU COMMENT ON MY FATHER LEAVING ME
aquarium
PISCES WHYYYY DID YOU HAVE TO START THIS
AT 2 AM
fishy
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERYONE'S THIS CRANKY AT 2 AM
aquarium
THEYRE ALWAYS THIS CRANKY IDIOT
teh litlte memraid
so anyayws
id like to conlucde that
we didnt go on a dtae
scorpio snuck into my house
while i was otu
and STOLE MY FUKCING FOOD AND MESESD UP THE KICTHEN AFTER I CLEAMED IT
so he rtied to make it up to me
andt hen he requedted ice craem
whcih i couldnt pass up
sagit-hair-ius
just had a stroke reading that
teh litlte memraid
I FIALED EBGLISH CLASS
YOU ARE READING
life with the zodiacs (discontinued)
Teen Fictioni prefer you don't read this... it's a shit show... this book was basically me writing while i was high (not actually, i'm underage) don't judge the name i suck at titles it took me a good week to figure out a name for any of my other books and i do...
