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Sprinkles 

Hey everyone 

Peter 

Run well you still can

Sprinkles 

Shut up I'm funny

Peter

You are but you also scare people

Sprinkles 

How is that not the goal?

Peter

They are too old to be scared

They could have a heart attack 

Or something 

I don't know how medicines work

Sprinkles 

That explains so much

Violet 

Still a teen I don't think I'll get a heart attack now

Dash

Me too

Peter 

That's what you think

Bob can't build it 

What do you even need

Sprinkles 

I wanna tell a joke

Peter

It's terrible 

Sprinkles 

It's funny

Mom

Why do I feel like it's not

Peter

It's one of her top jokes

Sprinkles 

It is

It requires an audience tho 

Mom

Gimme a sec

Sprinkles 

Ok mom

Bob can't build it 

Oh reds yelling 

More people are yelling

Silence now

Oop more yelling

Oh it's calm now

Teh crunkle

I have arived

Spork

Is this what you do

Dad

Yes

Dr Bruce

Run well you can

Peter 

You can't escape us

Old man

We really can't

Sprinkles 

Can I tell my joke now

Mom

Yes

Sprinkles 

Thank you

*ahem*

Anyone wanna see an empresion of my family

Dad

SHIT

-Sprinkles has left the chat-

Peter 

She knows she's funny







A/N

Ignore like ALL the spelling mistakes in half this story I am WAY to lazy to go back and fix it all

One day I will

But not today

I am WAY to fucking tired to do anything 

I hate Monday 

- Author 

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