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Joe: Oh no, you don't want to befriend me. I'm a handful.
Grian, excitedly: I have two hands!
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Mumbo: How the hell do I talk to people?
BadTimes: Stand in front of them and press A
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Cub: My sister is pregnant! Man, I can't wait to see if I'm gonna be an Aunt or an Uncle!
Doc: That's... Not how that works.
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Gem: Did it hurt? When I told you to Google it and I was right?
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Tfc: Will you please apologize to Hypno?
Cleo: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not the Cleo you know
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Jevin: I don't HAVE paranormal experiences. I AM a paranormal experience.
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Keralis: When's your birthday?
Xisuma: February 22nd.
Hypno: What year?
Xisuma: Every year...
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Pearl: Holy shit, that was brutal, I never thought you had it in you!
NPG: Thank you, I've been saving up the rage for that one, for years.
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Biffa: Guys, we have a problem.
Hels: What, you mean the fire?
Biffa: No it's- Wait, what did you guys set on fire?
Scar: Oh forget that, this sounds more interesting.
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xB: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Iskall: Several traffic violations.
Ex: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Tango: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Zed: Also, that's not our car.
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Wels: If the Phantom of the Opera has taught me anything, it's that if all else fails you just set the place on fire and cry.
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Bdubs: I licked a mailbox once.
Beef: ...Why did you lick a mailbox, Bdubs?
Bdubs: Because truth or dare is serious when you're 11.
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Ren, whispering to the others: I swear I'm gonna fucking kill you all.
Stress: Okay, imagine a world without us.
Ren:
Ren, tearing up: Why would you–
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True: I'm suspended.
False: WHAT THE HELL, YOU'RE GROUNDED! WHAT DID YOU DO?
True: There was this guy coming in to teach us and goes "stick and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me".
True: So I threw a dictionary at his head.
False: You're no longer grounded
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Etho: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Impulse: You're like 20 years old
Etho: I MIGHT DIE AT 40!
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Today's question:
Whose season 9 episode did you watch first?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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