Dumbledore Loves Beef

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" Yes so you know that similar video of this girl who Impersonates yall " Loki says.

" Like her own Lips and eyes" Hermione responds, trying to dig deep.

" Exactly, So we will be watching that of a similar video" Loki says " Just in case in the future her name is Chanswill, well her account" Loki Tells them.

" We've got a No," Marcus says.

" Of course you got a No you snaggletooth piece of Trash" Oliver says.

* Gryffindor's laugh*

" Competitive" McGonagall nods.

" That was disrespectful of Him, Wood" Draco hisses.

" Clearly, Have Gryffindor's ever been respectful" Lucius says.

" Uh oh I smell Trouble" Ron says.

" I just Farted" Hermione replies.

" Bloody Hell" Ron says.

* The Theatre just went confused*

" Well That Fart will send you straight to hell" Pansy says.

" I knew you people had no Hygiene" Bellatrix yells.

" Has she seen her own teeth" Ginny whispers.

" Probably not," Harry says, staring at a red faced Hermione.

" Hey Professor Severus Snape Do not care that Gryffindor had Booked the Pitch , You stole the house cup last year because of Favoritism. were still on the pitch now. Get over it or cry to your mum" Oliver says.

" It was not about Favoritism" Snape sternly says.

" There was obvious Favoritism" Harry argues.

" I mean clearly," Ron says.

" I'm not going to argue with some mindless teenagers" Snape responds.

" Mindless, That's what you think Professor Snape" George says.

" Well Then I'm not going to argue with some murderer Death Eater" Harry retorts.

" Mindless isn't a nice word to use," Luna adds.

" Clearly you can't accept that slytherin is the best," Bellatrix cackles.

" Except Potter Because His Mum is Dead" Draco says.

* Slytherins laugh*

" The Delivery was Funny but what they said was Disrespectful" Fred shakes his head.

" HARRY POTTER'S MUM IS DEAD " Bellatrix cackled trying to make Narcissa laugh harder.

" Just like what woody said" Draco scoffed.

" Is He Really comparing Oliver Wood's statement to his" McGonagall says.

" Its Draco Malfoy" Dumbledore sighs " It's not a surprise"

" So He can't," Draco laughs.

" I see they let Baby Becky on the Time" Harry says.

" Baby Becky" Neville questions.

" More Like Baby Death or Baby Malfoy" Ron says.

" That's not all that's New This year," Draco says.

" The New Broom" Harry sighs.

* Draco snickers*

" Nimbus 2001's where did you do those" Ron asks.

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