Teachers Need Help

Three

Hack: oh shit theres three

Nezu: And what may those three things be, Shimizu?

Hack: fish stick kids

Catman: now I am pretty sure I already know the answer but do you need help??

Hack: no it's a multitude of inside jokes thrown into one

Hack: and by multitude I mean two

Cockatoo: now I'm interested

Hack: NOPE

Die: Young Shimizu if you ever need to talk to anybody do not fear over reaching out

Hack: allow me to quote somebody real quick

Hack: "I will aggressively poke [REDACTED] with a one pronged fork"

Motorized: whos stabbing who?

Whiplash: yeah uh that doesn't seem like a great thing to quote

Hack: the first time the person said it it was "I was aggressively poked by a one pronged fork"

Hack: so really the change is a good one

NASA: well do you need help with it?

Nezu:...13 you're a hero

NASA: yeah well heroes can still stab people under the right circumstances

Motorized: circumcision?

Hack: NO CIRCUMSTANCES

Motorized: CUM?

Hack: NO IM A CHILD WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME?

Nezu: why am I still here, just to sufferÉ

Motorized: yep

Whiplash: correctomundo

NASA: seems like it

Cockatoo: most likely

Catman: that is probably the answer

Hack: there is a high likely hood of that being the correct answer

*Nezu has disconnected*

Whiplash: that's one way to fix the problem

Motorized: yeah the lazy way

Hack: isn't he your boss??

Catman: yeah but he lets me expel my classes each you and laughs maniacally and things]

Cockatoo: it is absolutely terrifying

NASA: well my patrol is over I'm hitting the hay

Hack: you batter smack that hay's ass!

NASA: ...no

*NASA has disconnected*

Whiplash: what are you still doing up kid?

Hack: well you see that requires a long ass paragraph

Catman: then get typing

Hack: oof okay

Hack: well you see, I was vibing in my room doing homework as you do when one of my friends decide to absolutely barge into my room. Now, this isn't out of the ordinary. Most of the time shes rambling on about how two others are the "cutest couple I will kill anybody who tries to break them up" except this time she comes in screeching about how SOMEBODY ate the last pop tart. This was just unacceptable. You do NOT eat the last pop tart until asking if anybody hasn't had one. So we go and interrogate everybody and to find the culprit. So we find him, and we lock him in a room with the Roomba. Normally again, all fine and good except the Roomba had a knife again. So there's screaming of how he's oh so sorry and will go and buy more but HES A BROKE ASS BITCH so I had to go out and buy more pop tarts. Now this is just the beginning. Next we got people screeching about 420, road signs, knives, Roomba's, and spiders. Currently now I think people are working on making a cake tho I'm not 100% sure

Cockatoo:.......well that's something

Catman: that feels like it's putting it lightly Yamada

Whiplash: your friends sound fun

Hack: oh they are they can just get a tiny bit chaotic sometimes

Motorized: that also seems like its putting it likely

Hack: anyway I must go finish the homework SOMEBODY assigned and be on kitchen chaperone duty

*Hack has disconnected*

Motorized: I do wonder if we will ever meet her friends

Whiplash: maybe

Catman: I hope not

Cockatoo: why not?

Catman: they seem far too loud and chaotic

Catman: Now stop texting and help me with this arrest

*Catman has Disconnected*

Cockatoo: fiiiiine

*Cockatoo has disconnected*

Motorized: McDonald's?

Whiplash: of course

*everyone has disconnected*