Legs

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(Random little side off story, will be much shorter than normal)

Sniper: look at these LEGS

Bulldozer: such long legs

Concrete: they must go on the cover of Vogue

Sniper: but what if these legs are, too long?

Concrete: don't worry they aren't too long, bro

Bulldozer: yeah bro, your girls legs are the perfect length

Sniper: thanks bro's, she'll really appreciate it

Concrete: no problem bro

Bulldozer: anytime bro

Bulldozer: this is what bro's are for after all

Concrete: wait, bro's

Sniper: what bro?

Bulldozer: everything okay bro

Concrete: what if my date thinks of me as a lazy hero?

Hack: well one tell her, "Lazy is such a strong word, I prefer the term 'selective participation'" and if she still is an ass well that ditch her cause the only lazy hero I know is endeavor and me and my friends use him as a swear word so

Hack: also get a private chat for this shit

Hack: I doubt anybody wants to read this

*Hack has disconnected*

Bulldozer: ignoring the fact that she just showed up and gave random-ass surprisingly really good advice

Bulldozer: you'll do fine

Sniper: yeah

Concrete: thanks bro's

*The Bro's have disconnected*

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