Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

85 [Cub Edition]

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Impulse: remember how I said Tango and I were going to have a calm day out for once?

Cub: yes

Impulse: well, we're in jail.

Cub: *hangs up*

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Gem: So how did you two end up together?

[Flashback]

Scar, sprinting into Cub's base: Hey if we got married would I get diplomatic immunity?

Cub: Scar, what did you do?

Scar: Wedding first, questions later.

Cub, getting up: Okay.

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Cub: I get my news from the only reliable source

Cub: Cryptic symbolism in my dreams

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Pearl: Why are Ex and NPG sitting with their backs to each other?

Cub: They had a fight

Pearl: Then why are they holding hands?

Hels: They get sad when they fight

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NPG: Do you know what the question I get asked the most is?

Cub: "Will you please leave the premises?"

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Cub: You brought a date to a crime scene?

Doc: It was either this or ice skating.

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Tfc: what the hell?

Cub: language.

Tfc: you're right, that was such a mellow reaction. let me try again.

Tfc: what the fUCK?

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Cub: The "i want to be an animal" little kid to fucked up gender pipeline

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Cleo: Hey, do any of you know how to pick a lock?

Cub: Stress does.

Cleo: ....Stress.

Cub: Yeah, she's pretty good with poisons and explosives too actually. Apparently she had a rebellious phase.

Cleo: That is terrifying information, thank you.

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Cub: ....Maybe I do need a nap.

Mumbo: You needed a nap six days ago. At this point you need a fucking coma.

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Cub: we fucked up.

Keralis: you. you fucked up.

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Tango: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Hypno: Nope, absolutely not.

Cub: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Ren: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

True: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Bdubs: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Cub: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Cub: You're drunk.

Etho: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Cub

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Cub: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.

Grian: What club?

Biffa: The hating Grian club.

Grian: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

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Wels: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Cub: Where did you get that?

Wels: My pocket.

BadTimes: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Wels: Skills.

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Jevin: Hey Cub, do you have any hobbies?

Cub: Swimming..

Jevin: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-

Cub: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Cub, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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Cub: You're alive.

Ex: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Zed: We're about to do the taser challenge. You want in?

Joe: What's the taser challenge?

Cub: We taze each other, then drink.

Joe: How do you win?

Zed: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

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X: Any idiot would know that.

Cub: I knew that!

Iskall: See?

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False: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.

Stress: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.

False: But who's to say.

xB: I think France isn't real.

Cub: xB, you've been to France.

xB: And???

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Today's Question:

Who did you watch for MCC?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors