A/N: A compensation for the last chapter 🙄🤚 (why can't I get a compensation? 😭)
MUZAN HAVING A BOO-BOO WEEK
Day one
"Muzan-San are you alright?" Michikatsu asked Muzan who was smiling up in the sky.
"Oh I'm fine." He said, didn't bother looking at Michikatsu.
Michikatsu sweatdropped, "alright..?" And went back inside, probably thinking that Muzan is crazy or something.
"Bro. How the fuck did we even get this bitch despite being a male?!"
"I don't know. Don't ask me, this bitch is fucking killing me." Muzan said, still looking at the sky.
Michikatsu saw this jaw dropped, OMG IS MUZAN-SAN CRAZY?!
Day two
"Muzan-San...?" Michikatsu asked again, today he found Muzan Lying on Mud. Smiling at the blazing sun like a mad man.
No response, Michikatsu started to sweat again. "MUZAN-SAN ARE YOU OKAY?!" He ran over and tried pulling him out, which result in making Muzan sink deeper into the mud.
"I'm fine. You go do your thing." He said, Michikatsu's eyes widen in horror. God knows what this boy was thinking right now.
"I'm going to die, how can the women do this. What the fuck."
"If you shut up, then maybe you can do it to."
Day three
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! IM GOING TO COMMIT ARSON AGHHHHHH!!!"
"CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKER!!! LIKE KM TRYING TO SLEEP SO I CAN'T FEEL PAIN FROM MY LOWER ABDOMEN. AND YOUR NOT KLEE FOR FUCKS SAKE!" Muzan screamed loudly into the sky, making Michikatsu who was in the kitchen flinch.
Muzan-San... is in pain? WHAT! IS THAT WHY HE WAS ACTING REALLY WEIRD?! He immediately ran outside where Muzan was laying on. It was a homemade bench.
"MUZAN-SAN!!!! NOOOOOO!!! DON'T DIE!!!!!!!!! I PROMISE I WON'T SKIP MY VEGETABLES!!!" Michikatsu came in jumping on top of Muzan, making Muzan have a eating shit grin with his eyeballs ready to pop out any moment.
"I... Am Not going TO DIE!!!!" Muzan yelled at him, his stomach started acting up again.
"AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?! YOU NEVER ATE YOUR VEGETABLES?!"
Day Four
"apPlE bOttOm jEans.. boOts wiTh tHe fUr, gOt thE whOlE cLub lOokiN aT hEr... sHe hIt tHe-"
"YOUR NOT MOTHERFUCKING JESSICA, YOU DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR TEACHER!!!!!"
"... flO, neXt thiNg yOu kNoW
ShaWtY goT lOw-Low-loW-Low-Low-lOw-lOw-lOw"
"AGH JUST SHUT UP GODDAMN IT YOU HEEHEE BITCH"
Michikatsu was traumatized, watching his master talking to himself the entire half of the week.
Day Five
"Muzan."
"Hm?"
YOU ARE READING
I became Muzan Kibutsuji
Fanfiction➼ "𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙" ━━━━━━ ➼ What if a soul went inside of Muzan's body? ➼ "𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀 𝐈 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍" ━━━━━━ Achievements...
