《 soobin will never drink again 》
soobin :
beomgyu i'm sorryyeonjun :
oh shittaehyun :
what happened??gyu :
OH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENEDhyuka :
teagyu :
long story short, i stayed at soobin's and slept next to him only for him to throw up all over meyeonjun :
GHFHKHFGJFGJgyu :
but i was like okay, i'll clean it. so i cleaned it and he threw up againsoobin :
stop i'm embarrassedgyu :
OH AND THEN WHEN HE WOKE UP THIRTY MINUTES AGO HE FUCKING SLAPPED MEsoobin :
i live alone!!!!! i got startled when i saw someone next to me in my bedsoobin :
so glad you didn't mention the thing after i threw upgyu :
ah yeah, so soobin tried to steal my first kiss with that stinky mouth of hishyuka :
SOOBIN HAHAUSUDJSHAsoobin :
i hate you beomgyugyu :
i never stayed over at a friend's house and now i'm traumatized. not to mention the fact that he was always calling me daddy
i wanted to dietaehyun :
then why didn't you go away?gyu :
cuz i would never leave him, we're bestieshyuka :
awwgyu :
i even forced him to read the messages he sent yesterday in the group chat as punishmentsoobin :
i will never drink againsoobin :
i'm sorry i called you ugly yeonjunyeonjun :
it's okay, it's still better than daddysoobin :
STOPPPPP AAA I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAINtaehyun :
interesting day thengyu :
and how was your day, scary guytaehyun :
normal. just hating life. petting cats on the street. then return to hating lifegyu :
so you like cats?taehyun :
yep but they don't usually like megyu :
i have a cat named sushi
she's very social i think she would love youyeonjun :
why would you name your cat sushigyu :
why not?soobin :
why haven't i met sushigyu :
cuz i don't want ur drunk ass near my precious catsoobin :
i already said i'm sorry 😭😭😭😭😭+
《 taehyun and beomgyu's chat 》
taehyun :
blackgyu :
black whattaehyun :
my favorite color
and i like sushi
and my favorite acid is fluoroantimonicgyu :
i love sushi
i'm talking about food not my cat
but i love my cat don't get me wrongtaehyun :
i can see thatgyu :
can i tell you a secret?taehyun :
yeagyu :
the cat's not mine. she belongs to the streets. but i treat her like my owntaehyun :
why don't u just adopt her?gyu :
because my house's not safe for hertaehyun :
why?gyu :
my dad hates catstaehyun :
i'm sure he will start to love sushi as much as you dogyu :
he won'ttaehyun :
how are you so suregyu :
i am
but it's okay, sushi likes to be free
my neighbors help me feed her when i'm out of money
and she makes me company when i go to worktaehyun :
you work?gyu :
yes at a coffee shoptaehyun :
hmm
they seem like good people btwgyu :
they aretaehyun :
i was talking about you toogyu :
that's the first time u complimented me
🤗🤗🤗😙🤗😙taehyun :
yeah ik, i regret it already
YOU ARE READING
and on the fourth day god created friendship - ❥ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦
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