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《 soobin will never drink again 》

soobin :
beomgyu i'm sorry

yeonjun :
oh shit

taehyun :
what happened??

gyu :
OH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED

hyuka :
tea

gyu :
long story short, i stayed at soobin's and slept next to him only for him to throw up all over me

yeonjun :
GHFHKHFGJFGJ

gyu :
but i was like okay, i'll clean it. so i cleaned it and he threw up again

soobin :
stop i'm embarrassed

gyu :
OH AND THEN WHEN HE WOKE UP THIRTY MINUTES AGO HE FUCKING SLAPPED ME

soobin :
i live alone!!!!! i got startled when i saw someone next to me in my bed

soobin :
so glad you didn't mention the thing after i threw up

gyu :
ah yeah, so soobin tried to steal my first kiss with that stinky mouth of his

hyuka :
SOOBIN HAHAUSUDJSHA

soobin :
i hate you beomgyu

gyu :
i never stayed over at a friend's house and now i'm traumatized. not to mention the fact that he was always calling me daddy
i wanted to die

taehyun :
then why didn't you go away?

gyu :
cuz i would never leave him, we're besties

hyuka :
aww

gyu :
i even forced him to read the messages he sent yesterday in the group chat as punishment

soobin :
i will never drink again

soobin :
i'm sorry i called you ugly yeonjun

yeonjun :
it's okay, it's still better than daddy

soobin :
STOPPPPP AAA I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN

taehyun :
interesting day then

gyu :
and how was your day, scary guy

taehyun :
normal. just hating life. petting cats on the street. then return to hating life

gyu :
so you like cats?

taehyun :
yep but they don't usually like me

gyu :
i have a cat named sushi
she's very social i think she would love you

yeonjun  :
why would you name your cat sushi

gyu :
why not?

soobin :
why haven't i met sushi

gyu :
cuz i don't want ur drunk ass near my precious cat

soobin :
i already said i'm sorry 😭😭😭😭😭

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《 taehyun and beomgyu's chat 》

taehyun :
black

gyu :
black what

taehyun :
my favorite color
and i like sushi
and my favorite acid is fluoroantimonic

gyu :
i love sushi
i'm talking about food not my cat
but i love my cat don't get me wrong

taehyun :
i can see that

gyu :
can i tell you a secret?

taehyun :
yea

gyu :
the cat's not mine. she belongs to the streets. but i treat her like my own

taehyun :
why don't u just adopt her?

gyu :
because my house's not safe for her

taehyun :
why?

gyu :
my dad hates cats

taehyun :
i'm sure he will start to love sushi as much as you do

gyu :
he won't

taehyun :
how are you so sure

gyu :
i am
but it's okay, sushi likes to be free
my neighbors help me feed her when i'm out of money
and she makes me company when i go to work

taehyun :
you work?

gyu :
yes at a coffee shop

taehyun :
hmm
they seem like good people btw

gyu :
they are

taehyun :
i was talking about you too

gyu :
that's the first time u complimented me
🤗🤗🤗😙🤗😙

taehyun :
yeah ik, i regret it already

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