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phoenix: *walks into the office to see Maya duck taped to the wall*

Maya: ...hi

phoenix: ...i can't leave you alone for more than five minutes

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phoenix: *coughs*

maya: ?!?!?!?

phoenix: ..viol--

maya: ARE YOU DYING?!!

phoenix: *sighs* no I'm just sick--

maya: I'LL KILL YOUR SICKNESS!!!

phoenix: maya no that's not how that works--

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maya: you know you made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go

phoenix: violet..., those are wanted posters of a runaway criminal!

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phoenix: MAYA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!?!

maya: *hanging from the chandelier* WHAOOOOOOO!!! ONWARD NOBDAL STEAD!!

phoenix: *running up the stairs* MAYA GET DOWN FROM THEIR RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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maya: *texts phoenix at 3am*

phoenix: *replies*

maya: ...

maya: *barges into nick's room* why are you up so late, go to bed and sleep!!

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maya: hey nick, did you know that "thot" is slang for "thoughtful person"

phoenix: *stares at her in horror and confusion*...

phoenix: violet, who taught you that?!

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maya: aww nick, You really put everything aside and came all this way just for me? How did you even get here so fast?


phoenix: Several traffic violations, Three counts of resisting arrest, Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks , Also, that's not my car

phoenix: but that doesn't matter right now, are you okay are you hurt?!

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maya: My gaydar is unmatched. I can tell whether or not a person is gay with just a single glance

phoenix: ..violet, Franziska's been hitting on you for three weeks

maya: ...

maya: *blushes red* s-she's what?!

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maya: *drops her burger by mistake*

maya: My burger!! It was innocent...!

phoenix: ..maya are you--

maya: SHHH! I must grieve!

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phoenix: would you please stop calling peanut butter that

maya: what's wrong with stick nut juice?!

phoenix: EVERYTHING!!, LITERALLY EVERYTHING!!

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phoenix: *had a terrible long day and is mentally drained and tired out*

maya; *cheerful as ever* hey nick how are your day!!

phoenix: *stares at her*...

phoenix: *softly smiles as he hugs her* 

maya: *surprised* n-nick?

phoenix: ..what did i ever do to deserve someone as amazing as you in my life?

maya: aww nick!, *hugs back* i love you too!!

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maya: ..you deserve an award for putting up with me

phoenix: you are my award violet, the best award i ever had in my life


larry: man nick, you deserve an award for putting up with me

phoenix: yeah i know, your fucking annoying as shit

larry: HEY!!


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