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xiao | is this true...?

Fun fact i wrote this straight after i published the albedo one shit b4 this, but im not publishing it till now lolz

I cant remember what i was thinking about but I was thinking about smth and randomly got this idea idk.

Its pretty shit but uh, id rather post something then nothing haha- experience, i guess....

I've never written anything chatfuc related either, idk it was a bit weird as i was not rly sure how to capture hu tao's personality in a situation like this but eh i tried.

I also couldn't even think of any cool names lmfao but nebermind

I was also too lazy to proof read much so uh yeah probably sounds a bit shit

Hu tao bitch
y/n~ you better get the fuck up right now or im coming to your house to bury you in the garden~!

Y/n
What-
The fuck do you want

Hu tao bitch
Ahem, well, a certain birdie told me y/n has a crush
Ofcourse, I could not believe this, my little lonely lover lacking y/n having a crush!
On xiao, aswell. He's always taking Qiqi away from me! If only he wasn't around her all the time..

Y/n
....
Who the fuck told you that?

Hu tao bitch
A little birdy!

Y/n
Who the fuck is- ugh, forget it, you're not worth my time

Hu tao bitch
Im 5 feet away from your house and moving rapidly~! We just stocked up on new coffins, you know! Buy one get one free~

Y/n
I.... what are you hinting at there..
how much is 5 foot, even...

Hu tao bitch
Who said I was hinting at anything?
You didnt deny having a crush on xiao!
Do you? Is it true? Do you really have a crush on xiao? Your best friend xiao?

Y/n
Well, I deny it now.

Hu tao bitch
Too late y/n~!
I dont believe you
I looked into the future y/n
Into the stars

Y/n
MONA TOLD YOU?
BITCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MONA
WHAT THE FUCK

Hu tao bitch
Aiya aiya, calm down, calm down
I have no idea who mona is
But id love for you to redirect her to me~! The more the merrier!

Y/n
HOW CAN I WHEN-
Ugh I literally hate you

Hu tao bitch
No need to be hurting feelings, now!
The offer of burying you i gave at the beginning is still up!
You should be lucky im now offering for free!
Not many people get such a big discount like this!

Y/n
Um, no thanks.

Hu tao bitch
Don't think Im done with you and xiao

Y/n
If I admit I like him will you stop bothering me?

Hu tao bitch
I'll think about it~
But I can guarantee your life will not be taken!

Y/n
Fine. I like xiao.
I don't know where the fuck you found this out from but its true, Im in love with my best friend xiao. Plz leave me alone now. I have homework to finish.

'Finally, she's stopped blowing up my phone... another message from her and id have lost it-'

DING DONG

"Ohh my fucking god!" You internally raged on hearing the doorbell just minutes after finally being left alone by hu tao on text. If her company over text was already this bad, her company in real life would be a lot worse.