𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆! 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑾𝒖𝒌𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝑿 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌! 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓
You had encountered the vampireic Sun Wukong when he crashed through your window, desperate to get out of the sun.
His bat wings were burned and singed--the thin skin peeling with each move he made. Huddled across the room you tried to control your breathing when the sick sound of bones snapping reached your ears. You forced down the rise of your lunch as you witnessed his spine chortle, skin stretching. His bones ripped through the expanded skin and there he laid in all his glory. Chest heaving, he gasped for breath before letting out a breathy chuckle.
"Fuck, I'll never get used to that." He grinned, only to let out a yelp when you whacked him with your broom.
"WHO THE- no- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?" He immediately waved his hands in the air, narrowly dodging when you swung again.
"H-Hey!!" He ducked, scrambling back into the wall. "I-Im the Monkey King!! You don't recognize me!?" You huffed, broom held higher, as you scowled at him.
"C-C'mon, Monkey King, Great Sage?? Equal to heaven???" You glare worsened, had this been under different circumstances Wukong would've thought the pouty expression over your face was cute.
But you were pretty intimidating while weilding a broom.
Shaking your head you pointed the end of the broom towards him. "Why in the world did you crash land into my damn apartment?" He sat up and that's when you were able to finally drink in his,,,very much,,,naked,,,form.
"GAH GAAAHHH!!! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES!?"
"Heh? :D"
" 'Heh? :D' MY ASS! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES!?"
Sun blinked owlishly before glancing down.
And true to your word, he's was in fact, buck naked. "Oh! Right!"
You tried to look away, but who knew a damn Monkey could be so fine? Toned and buffed arms, supple broad chest, thick waist that was sculpted by rippling abs and that damn v-line-
Salivating at the mouth rn.
DOWN (NAME)! QUIT IT!! 🗣🗣
The handsome King smirked, red eyes gleaming into your (pretty/handsome) form. "Eyes up here peaches~"
You bit back an insult at being caught ogling him before holding your broom up threateningly once more. "Fuck that- what are you doing in my apartment?"
"Right, I was getting to that-"
"Sorry I can't take you seriously, here"
You handed him a nearby shirt.
"I heart hot milfs-"
"Just put the shirt on!!"
Thankfully, the shirt covered him enough to stop just passed his knees.
"So," He began, balancing all his weight on his tail, legs crossed he rested an elbow on his knee. "As you know, im Sun Wukong--and I'm kinda sorta a vampire now."
",,,What,,?"
