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Bdubs: Your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave.

Hypno: This is by far the best compliment I've ever received.

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BadTimes: if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions.

Iskall: one time i woke up at 6am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. don't know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot.

Doc: if you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them.

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Jevin: Hey, Hels, are you awake?

Hels: What?

Jevin: Are you awake?

Hels: Who the fuck do you think said "what?"

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Ex: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Scar: My aesthetic is 'would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens'

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Cleo: i really love girls. they are so amazing, such wonderful beings

Tfc: in a feminism way or in a gay way?

Cleo: yes.

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Joe: False, you know the rules! No arson without supervision.

False: I asked Cleo.

Joe: That's even worse.

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Cub: Get over here, BadTimes. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.

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Etho: X, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Ren, in the bottom bunk: HEY!

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Stress: I apologize, I'm not very good with emotion.

Keralis: Which one?

Stress: All of them.

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Zed: I would walk through fire for this team.

Zed: Well not FIRE because it's dangerous. But a super humid room.

Zed: But not too humid, because my hair.

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True: You must understand that I've had a very terrible life.

Wels: I understand. I'm having a very terrible life right now.

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Impulse: why do you think i don't like you? i do. i would kill for you. ask me to kill for you.

Beef: first of all, calm down.

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Pearl: Everyone thinks I'm just some bubbly little ✨girlboss✨ but I'm not. I'm also a war criminal. And a corporate sellout.

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*In chat*

NPG: All odd numbers have an E in them.

Gem: NPG, it's 3 AM.

NPG: T-H-R-E-E!

Mumbo: GO TO SLEEP-

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Biffa: true warriors don't faint. we take unintended, decisive naps.

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Tango, walking into a room: Hi Impy!

X: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room or-

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xB: if there is credit to take, i will humbly take it. but if there is blame, it's Keralis' fault.

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Grian: What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn't count as socialising?

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Today's Question:

If you had to recommend only one fic to someone who has never read fanfiction, what would it be?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors

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