Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Zed: I think the easiest way to feel "wanted" is to simply rob a bank

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Doc: So are you a dom or sub?

Gem: I love both Dominos and Subway, but it really just depends on the time and what I'm feeling.

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X: Getting all the hermits mood rings so I know when my homies need a hug.

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Hypno: Please explain why you have this.

Ren: Don't for a second sit there and pretend that you don't want a life size cardboard cut out of a clown.

Hypno:

Ren: I like leaving it in peoples bases.

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False: Tang, when you die, can I have your shoes?

Tango: No, they're much too stylish for you.

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xB: The hermits never considered you an enemy

BadTimes: Well, I never considered the hermits at all

xB:

xB: Well, now that's just hurtful

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NPG: You have to go to the Tooth Doctor to get it looked at.

Keralis: Dentist.

NPG: Tooth Doctor.

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Cub: So now I'm supposed to do anything that Hels does? What if it jumped off a cliff?

Wels: If Hels were to jump off a cliff, it would have done its due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Hels jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

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Etho: Why the fuck would you ask me if I'm fine. Have you seen me? I'm fine as hell.

Etho: My mental stability however-

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Jevin: I'm really bothered that gay marriage is still illegal in some places because some people "don't like it". Like, I don't like beans, but THEY AREN'T ILLEGAL ARE THEY?

Mumbo: What's wrong with you, beans are delicious!

Beef: Gay people are delicious too.

Joe: No dessert for you until you eat all your gays.

Impulse, just walking in: W-what?

Stress, deadpan: Shut up and eat your gays.

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Hels: I made coffee with redbull instead of water

Iskall: How do you feel?

Hels: I think my heart stopped three hours ago

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Tfc: REVENGE IS A WASTE OF TIME

Cleo: So is watching TV and eating candy. You do it because it feels good!

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Bdubs: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Ex: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Bdubs: You're a bad influence.

Ex: And you don't know your sayings.

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Pearl: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone. 

Grian: You can ask anyone who has been murdered and they literally have nothing to say on the topic. It clearly doesn't matter to them.

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True, during xyr 'evil' years: Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, X. I'll tear your head off and throw it over the fence.

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Biffa: Scar, you're the only one who understands me.

Scar: Yes, but that doesn't mean I care.|

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Today's Question:

What are your favourite and least favourite tropes in fanfics?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors