Sidemen One-Shots and Smut

28. Randy as Dad (HEADCANNONS)

Here's just some shit-post imagines for how I think a birthday would go as Randolph as the Dad, in light of knowing he's having a girl with Laura, mid-June:

-You'd end up having your birthday within the same week as JJ, which means that whilst you celebrate with your family (Mum, Dad, cousins and more) during your birthDAY, that weekend- you and JJ would share a celebration with all friends

-I think JJ would favour you since your birthdays are so close together, meaning you have teh same star sign and hence have similar ideas of fun, senses of humour, and level understanding. Because of how similar you two are, JJ agrees with you and has a soft spot for you.

Relationships with the Sidemen parents (some of these will be referring to when as a child, you were much younger):
-Uncle JJ is super fun because he favours you and you agree on almost everything
-Uncle Harry always gives lollipops when you meet him, hence you like him for providing your sugar rush
-Uncle Simon allows you to do almost anything in his presence, whether you want to climb the storage or use glitter glue on the fridge. You almost have to much fun, hence Aunt Talia needs to contain the both of you sometimes... Yet you still love Aunt Talia, as she made the BEST pasta, which she even let you help make, despite all the water you spill with the colander
-Uncle Tobi plays games. It sounds small, but he's the most entertaining one whenever he sits down to play snap, or debate over why he ACTUALLY won that game of Jenga. Plus he always pretends to let you win- exaggerating his annoyance to make you fell better about yourself.
-Uncle Josh gives the absolute BEST hugs. It's unbelievable. He watches TV and hugs you, allowing you to sit in any position- he'll find some way to laugh or hug you. If you get bored of hugging Josh or watching TV or YouTube with him, you can go over to aunt Freya who plays dress up which is the MOST fun. She'll brush your hair and plait it however you like, and let you practise plaiting on her hair. 
-Uncle Vik lets you play online games. He was the one who first introduced you to Minecraft and let you play with him and his friends, unleashing your imagination online. Plus, you would play minigames against one another which made you grow up to be one of the best PVP-ers. Aunt Ellie also helped you out with sports, being the first to give you a ball to knock around their house and play catch with. Vik and Ellie also took you to the park often, pushing you on the swings and sitting on the bench whilst watching you hop from mushroom to mushroom
-Uncle Ethan was simply accustomed to your life, as you would go to his house frequently, to play with his son/daughter (the baby's gender hasn't been revealed yet). Aunt Faye was also like a second mother to you, due to the fact you and their child had grown up very close to one another. 

-Randolph's always the one who will pick you up and take you for walks in the night if you're crying or can't sleep because he doesn't want to wake or disturb Laura because she's tired

-Your room as a young child looks like:

Room during teens:

-When you get your first boyfriend, Randolph would yell "WHAT" and drop whatever he was holding, stare you down... Laura's mouth would drop and she'd ask you to show a picture about him and tell her about him. Randolph would demand to meet him and make mean comments about him every so often just for a laugh.

If you came out, Laura would hug you and tell you she's fully accepting and you're still her child and she loves you. Randolph would probably need an explanation by what you mean as "---sexual" but he'd in the end say "Yeah, cool, you're still my child so I'll support you no matter". 

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i dont know what else to say...

I'm just so happy for Laura and Randolph and Faye and Ethan, and hopefully everything goes well with their children. Man, even if they don't make content with the children, there's a comforting feeling of Sidemen being just.. more pg and sweet around the baby.

Do I sound weird rn? Probably. Either way I might remove this chapter because it seems a bit... Well, unconventional. Either way, prayers to the couples.

Published: 10:38pm, 21/04/22