Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

The Parodies

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Disclaimer: I do not own any of the aforementioned books/plays/films or their characters! This is a PARODY! All credit goes to their original creators. Also, you'll have to forgive me because some of the facts might not be correct.

Jeff the Killer... As Bella Swan

My name is Jeff- I mean- Bella Swan.

I moved to some weird place called Spoons with my dad, who's a policeman or something. I dunno. He's really oblivious and stuffz.

So anyways, right now I was standing in the middle of a forest along with this guy who I suspected was either a vampire. #TotallyNothingWrongWithAYoungGirlGoingIntoASecludedForestWithSomeCreepyDudeFromSchoolWhoSaysISmellGoodAndWatchesMeSleepAtNight.

Taking a shuddering breath, I began speaking.

"Your skin... Is pale white..."

He slowly circled me and nodded for me to go on.

"You never eat, sleep or breathe..."

"What am I?"

Edward stopped in front of me and spoke in a tone of aggression.

"Say it. Say it out loud...."

I smiled manically and pulled out my trusty knife.

"GO. TO. SLEEP!"

Then I stabbed the dumb vampire to death and skipped off to eat lunch.

THE END

BEN Drowned... As Jack

"Never let go, Jack! Never let go!" Rose sobbed.

BEN was clinging onto her arm for dear life.

"Stop wailing and pull me up, you stupid b****!" He screamed in a high pitched voice.

The freezing little elf clawed his way onto the debris and booted Rose off so that he could stretch his legs.

"Ah! Much better!"

He pulled out a DSi XL, breaking every single rule about timelines, and started playing Phoenix Wright: Justice for All while bobbing up and down in the water.

"Oooh! That magician is definitely gay! And what's with Von Karma and her whip? Is that even legal?"

THE END

Dark Link... As Romeo

Darkness looked around in confusion.

"Where the heck am I?"

He realized he was holding a strange bottle and had been about to drink it.

"Ooop!"

Dark Link threw it aside.

"Phew! That could've been poisonous or something!"

Then he saw the dead body of Juliet.

"Um... Well, she was probably very pretty."

After that, Darkness shrugged and walked out to find Y/N because he had promised to take her to the seaside.

THE END

Laughing Jack... As Sherlock Holmes

"Ooooh! A pipe!"

The distressed damsel looked irritated as the monochrome clown started puffing out smoke rings.

"Mr Holmes! Yesterday morning, my mother was found murdered!"

L.J shrugged his feathery shoulders.

"The butler did it."

THE END

~Mystery Parody~

Can you guess the fairytale and who is parodying it?

There were two little boys wandering randomly around the forest.

"I'm so hungry...," the first one whimpered, clutching his stomach.

"This was all your fault for leaving that trail of sugar instead of bread like I told you to," said the second.

"But the birds would've eaten-"

The second one suddenly pointed up ahead.

"Look over there! It's a house made out of gingerbread and candy!"

"Where? Where?" The first boy asked eagerly, looking around.

"Come on! Let's check it out!"

The second brother started running and the first one followed.

"I don't see anything..."

"No, no, no. It's right over there, see?"

The first one just managed to stop himself from tumbling off the edge of a cliff. The second one smirked and ran away in the opposite direction.

"Smirky! That wasn't funny!"

"See ya later!"

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