Harry Potter Reunion (Toonight Show)

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" Ok, so we are watching a skit" Loki says.

" Great" Ginny smiles.

" I really don't know how to explain it," Loki confesses.

" Then, let's just play the video" Luna suggests as Neville nods in agreement.

"Hello, I'm your host Hugh Georgie and joining me tonight on the tonight show from a transphobe's greatest gift to entertainment" Hugh says.

" Oh, This guy," Harry points.

" Who's a Transphobe?" Hermione asked.

" Your creator, J.K Rowling" Loki says.

" Well, that's a disappointment" George says.

" I refuse to believe I was created by a transphobe" Fred huffs.

" We know" Loki sighs.

" I don't care" Bellatrix rolls her eyes.

"And no I'm not talking about Dave Chappelle's comedy special. the cast of Harry Potter. the one and only Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint" Hugh says.

" and that is not Rupert Grint" Neville points out.

" Of course, it's Ed Sheeran" Ron laughs.

" Ok, this joke is getting boring" Draco rolls his eyes.

" If anything is getting boring it's your dry Comedy" McGonagall scoffs as Dumbledore bursts out laughing.

" His comedy isn't dry" Pansy retorts.

" Oop overprotective girlfriend" Ginny says.

" It's a Mommy kink" Fred nods.

" Thank you," Emma says.

" Thanks for having me," Ed says.

" You weren't invited" Snape says.

" That's the scheme of the joke" Dumbledore replies.

" I hate Jokes" Snape says.

"Something seems different here Rupert. Did you get a haircut?" Hugh says.

" No, he get a whole face reconstruction," Harry says.

" That's definitely what happened," Ron says.

" This Guy Uh" Daniel says.

" I've Lost quite a bit of weight so I do look a bit different," Ed says.

" Must be all those rats the Weasely's eat" Lucius says.

" What?" Neville turned to face them confused.

" You heard him, the rats" Bellatrix hisses.

" Bella, just leave them" Narcissa says.

" We don't eat rats, thank you very much" George says.

" Kind of wish, Pettigrew would have been dead" Harry whispers.

" That's nasty...." Ron trails off thinking.

"Ah yes of course so were you all good friends while making the potter films" Hugh asks.

" I hope not," Pansy whispers.

"When I auditioned with Rupert and Dan something just kind of felt right" Emma says.

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