wherein a mysterious person added five guys to a group chat claiming they would make a good group of friends.
ranks 🏅 :
#1 in txt (27 apr 22)
#1 in taegyu (5 apr 22)
#1 in soobin (3 may 22)
#1 in chat (17 july 22)
#1 in yeonbin (10 apr 22)
#1 in b...
goodbye internet, i'm not gonna miss you 💋 p.s.: i left instructions for everyone whilst i'm gone
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@choi_yeonjun mine just says "yeonjun no" ↪ @soobread i want you to apply it to every situation possible @itzhyukka you look so tired, don't forget to rest ↪@soobread don't worry, momma got this @kangtae why do my instructions say "don't let anyone die while i'm gone, please i beg you" ↪@soobread that's exactly what it means ↪@kangtae and how am i gonna do that? ↪@soobread idk, be creative ↪@kangtae do i hold them captive ↪@soobread that's an option
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《 the alcoholic is away 》
kai : guys guys guys wake up
taehyun : what is it?
kai : when butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?
taehyun : huening kai wtf
yeonjun : ofc they don't kai
taehyun : thanks yeonjun
yeonjun : they feel ducks ducks are way cooler
taehyun : yeonjun what the hell??
kai : thanks hyung, i knew that they felt something
taehyun : i can't take this anymore WHERE'S SOOBIN WHEN YOU NEED HIM??
kai : at home
yeonjun : studying
kai : and crying
yeonjun : and away from alcohol
taehyun : i never valued soobin's presence in this group but now i see he's necessary to handle you guys
kai : you handle beomgyu and he's not that different
yeonjun : but that's bc he's his boyfriend
taehyun : no, he's not
kai : in my head taegyu is dating
taehyun : i don't care about what goes on in your head. i'm single
yeonjun : does that mean if i asked you out you would say yes?
taehyun : i— yeonjun i would turn around and leave
yeonjun : what? but i'm awesome!
taehyun : no. just no.
yeonjun : dw, i just said that hoping beomgyu would come and get mad but that bitch is missing again
kai : i miss him he was my partner in crime...
yeonjun : the tom to my jerry...
kai : the one that always laughed at my jokes...
yeonjun : the one that always gave me attention...
kai : the one that gets me all the time...
yeonjun : my biggest hater...
taehyun : why are you guys talking like he's dead??
yeonjun : dw taehyun if he had died i would've felt something cuz we have this connection you know
taehyun : this isn't funny
kai : omg are you really worried about him?
yeonjun : i mean, he hasn't shown up since two days ago
kai : maybe he's just busy with school
taehyun : hm
yeonjun: or with his work
kai : or he has a double identity
yeonjun : he is a fbi agent!
kai : and his undercover work finished two days ago
yeonjun : yes and now he needs to get back to his work and forget about us
kai : damn i feel used
taehyun : shut up, he's too dumb to be a fbi agent
kai : nooo, it's all part of the disguise! he's a genius!
yeonjun : and now we'll never see him again :'((
kai : or maybe he's just tired of us
taehyun : or maybe you're both fools
kai : either way, i also miss soobin
yeonjun : i miss him more
kai : no, you don't
yeonjun : yes i do wtf
kai : no, I MISS HIM THE MOST
yeonjun : NO, IT'S ME WHO MISSES HIM THE MOST
taehyun : oh god
kai : HE'S MY MOM
yeonjun : AND HE'S MY WIFE
kai : HE LOVES ME MORE
yeonjun, no, he loves ME more. I'm married to him
kai : and i'm his precious child the instructions he left for me just said: "don't do anything different, i love you."
yeonjun : WHAT????
kai you lost yeonjun
yeonjun : i hate you
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《 taehyun and huening kai's chat 》
taehyun : did soobin really say that?
kai : nope. he said "please don't blackmail the others with bad pictures while i'm gone"
